Marilyn Manson has swine flu

It's official, Marilyn Manson has swine flu.

The shock rocker was diagnosed with the H1N1 this past Monday (September 21).

"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," blogged The Double M from his sickbed.

In true Manson style, he used the opportunity to make a dig at his ex-girlfriends.

"I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained," he continued. "However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness."

Fear not, Manson should be fighting fit for his December UK tour. Catch him at the following venues:

December
09 London, Brixton Academy
10 London, Brixton Academy
13 Birmingham, Academy
14 Manchester, Academy
17 Nottingham, Trent FM Arena

Tickets are on sale now from www.aloud.com.



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Posted by Dan at 01:01PM | September 23, 2009
Get well soon

get will soon Marilyn xxx

see you on 13th December at Birmingham.

i have waited a long time to be able to come see you. my wish is finely going to happen this time.

you are my idol you best be there hun

all the best darl xxx
Posted by debi jackson | September 23, 2009 2:14 PM | Reply to this
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Get well soon

stfu nub.
Posted by Ben dover | September 24, 2009 10:42 AM | Reply to this
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Get well soon

stfu nub.
Posted by Ben dover | September 24, 2009 10:43 AM | Reply to this
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Get well soon

stfu nub. N3j pl0x x[
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Ben Dover - The Next Big Gorilla Ballsucker

You have the mentality of a Retarded Girl Mud-Wrestling with a Lampshade over a packet of Starburst' Chews
Posted by Blah! | September 24, 2009 7:36 PM | Reply to this
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get well dude

hey man hope you get throgh this alive
Posted by dead snake | September 23, 2009 2:17 PM | Reply to this
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get well dude

hey man hope you get throgh this alive
Posted by dead snake | September 23, 2009 2:17 PM | Reply to this
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Die

Nobody cares.
Posted by I am me | September 23, 2009 2:45 PM | Reply to this
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get well dude

hey man hope you get throgh this alive
Posted by dead snake | September 23, 2009 2:18 PM | Reply to this
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Get Well soon

Get well soo Man, you have to come over to Ireland some time :)
i wanna go see ya play!!!
xxxxxx
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LOL

he's a dick, unlucky manson.
Posted by bamboozle | September 23, 2009 3:30 PM | Reply to this
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what a prick

wow manson could not be anymore of a prick, not only is he full of himself he thinks people care about him, hopefully manson will get whats coming to him, and maybe he will lose that awful awful noise which is known as him singing
Posted by jake jones | September 23, 2009 4:11 PM | Reply to this
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get well soon!!

aw! get well soon marilyn!
c u on the 10th
Posted by TheRealRock | September 23, 2009 4:49 PM | Reply to this
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get well soon!!

aw! get well soon marilyn!
c u on the 10th
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LOL

When I read this I was like HAHAHA LOL!!

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LOL

When I read this I was like HAHAHA LOL!!

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Who Cares

he shud die cos he is a sick fuck.

why shud we even care bout this lowlife?
Posted by Pricer | September 23, 2009 5:10 PM | Reply to this
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xD

Ha!
This made me lol
Don't get me wrong I like Manson but what's with all the get well comments!?
I hate how people think they know this guy. He won't read any of them ^^
Posted by Hannah | September 23, 2009 5:19 PM | Reply to this
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Ha!
This made me lol
Don't get me wrong I like Manson but what's with all the get well comments!?
I hate how people think they know this guy. He won't read any of them ^^
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xD

Ha!
This made me lol
Don't get me wrong I like Manson but what's with all the get well comments!?
I hate how people think they know this guy. He won't read any of them ^^
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Ha!
This made me lol
Don't get me wrong I like Manson but what's with all the get well comments!?
I hate how people think they know this guy. He won't read any of them ^^
Posted by Hannah | September 23, 2009 5:22 PM | Reply to this
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I do hope this illness proves fatal for him, he's a fucking sick freak.
Posted by Blah! | September 23, 2009 5:42 PM | Reply to this
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5 Words

GROW-THE-FUCK-UP-FUCKTARD
Posted by Jon | September 24, 2009 3:29 AM | Reply to this
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Lol

I saw this and Lol'ed
It is quite the Lol though right?
Posted by Charr | September 23, 2009 6:27 PM | Reply to this
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Lol

awesome
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lol!

ahahaha sorry but i jusrt laughed otu load *sarcastickly* oh no!
Posted by yay | September 23, 2009 6:53 PM | Reply to this
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WTF is wrong with ppl

Wow, i find it very funny when ppl think they know him. Ppl if you havn't met him then don't fucking say stuff like oh he's a prick, u havn't fucking met him. Hey he could be the biggest prick alive, but u don't bloody know shit.
Also saying u hoping he;s bloody sick, or even dying, that sick, calling him sick, listen to yourself u sick bastards.
Right that was my rant never mind.
Get well soon Marylin :P
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WTF is wrong with ppl

ooooo i think i touched a nerve there...whats scary is that a DONT have to know him to know he's a sick freak!
Also for someone who obviously likes him you could at least get the knob's name right!
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Blah! the Cocksucka! ^^^^^

This coming from a Paramore Fan.....
Posted by Blah! | September 23, 2009 11:14 PM | Reply to this
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the fake Blah! the Cocksucka! ^^^^^

Yes because i only like paramore dont I........

I am very flattered you are impersonating me, its obviously because I talk so much sense that you do it.

You really are defensive over Manson arent you? Reality check, he's shit live, he shit on record, hes got a shit personality and he doesnt care about anyone but his shitty self.

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The fake Blah! the Cocksucka! ^^^^^

You Suck Jackie Stallone's Hairy Gorilla Balls
Posted by The real Blah! | September 25, 2009 4:23 PM | Reply to this
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WTF is wrong with ppl

haha, so what you know what everyone in this world is like just by looking at them and maybe hearing them once?
I'm a paramore fan aswell idiot :D
Posted by Rhi | September 27, 2009 10:10 PM | Reply to this
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get well soon!

get wel soon mazza!
Posted by tate | September 23, 2009 7:17 PM | Reply to this
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get well soon!

get wel soon mazza!
Posted by tate | September 23, 2009 7:18 PM | Reply to this
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haha manson has the swiners fucking excellent hope he dies!!
Posted by Cabers | September 23, 2009 7:30 PM | Reply to this
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Get well

Get well soon Manson.

See you on the 10th, i can't wait!!!
Posted by Duffman | September 23, 2009 7:35 PM | Reply to this
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ive had swine flu....

and i didnt have delouded, wierdos giving me sympathy

Posted by will | September 23, 2009 7:48 PM | Reply to this
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=)

awww lol poor guy!....
Posted by ezzie | September 23, 2009 7:49 PM | Reply to this
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Gutted :P

He'll get over it.
Swiney only really kills those with underlying health problems anyway...
Posted by Joel | September 23, 2009 7:57 PM | Reply to this
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To all you people who hope he dies, please show some respect to him. Icons deserve some respect, even if you don't like them
Posted by BoBerty | September 23, 2009 9:29 PM | Reply to this
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there just people just like me and you so why the hell do they deserve more respect than the rest of us
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Respect

To all you people who hope he dies, please show some respect to him. Icons deserve some respect, even if you don't like them
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Respect

To all you people who hope he dies, please show some respect to him. Icons deserve some respect, even if you don't like them
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Respect

To all you people who hope he dies, please show some respect to him. Icons deserve some respect, even if you don't like them
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Respect

To all you people who hope he dies, please show some respect to him. Icons deserve some respect, even if you don't like them
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Get Well Fucker!!!

hope u gt well soon, make it alive,
cum 2 cardiff sumtime, want to here u play, ur fuckin awsome
Posted by DANNI (14) | September 23, 2009 9:30 PM | Reply to this
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I don't know why you're all taking the piss....You all have AIDS
Posted by Me | September 23, 2009 10:47 PM | Reply to this
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AhhChoo!

It's just man flu!
Posted by AJ | September 24, 2009 8:55 AM | Reply to this
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AhhChoo!

It's just man flu!
Posted by AJ | September 24, 2009 8:56 AM | Reply to this
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AhhChoo!

It's just man flu!
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:(

Aww Get Well Soon Mazza - Rock The Fucking UK I Can't Wait To See You Live Again,
Hope Its Better Than Download :/ LOL
LOVE YOU Xxx
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:(

Aww Get Well Soon Mazza - Rock The Fucking UK I Can't Wait To See You Live Again,
Hope Its Better Than Download :/ LOL
LOVE YOU Xxx
Posted by GlamMetalGirlXx | September 24, 2009 10:56 AM | Reply to this
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BIG DEAL!

so what MM has the swine. Who hasnt had it?!After getting the swine myself i can tell you Its such a hyped illness, ok, so for 4 days you cnt even get out of bed , and you have horrible flu syptoms, but you soon feel get and get on with your life. the media make it out to be the end of civilisation but realy its just something that will cut you down for about 5 days. the common cold kills more than swine, would be nice if it could get rid of MM tho. haha.
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Gorilla Ballsuckers

You all Suck Jackie Stallone's Hairy Gorilla Balls
Posted by Blah! | September 24, 2009 3:32 PM | Reply to this
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who cares!

marilyn manson is shit now!
i used to like him until i seen him at download!
he is a sick wanker to be honest
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You Suck Jackie Stallone's Hairy Gorilla Balls
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who cares!

Yeah, i think he's awesome, he wasny good live, but do i was reading kerrang, and they said he was shit but is no actually trying in his live gigs, hope there right on that one :P
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harsh words

regardless of whether you like the guy or not it dosnt seem to justify you hoping for him to die. He may be a dick but it's not as if he personally beat up your mum or something, just get over yourselves ansd suck jackie stallones hairy gorilla balls.
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disapointed

He does have underlying health problems, books written by and about him say he has wolf parkinsons disease ( heart condition, not sure about the name :/ ) so i suppose theres a chance it could be serious. i just find it a bit depressing that all the time you hear people saying ` i hate discrimination` and then look at that girl that got killed for being goth and then you just get people discriminating people for thier choice in idols. :/ i think Sophie would be angry, and more so her boyfriend who survived and is probably still suffering due to discrimination.
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disapointed

He does have underlying health problems, books written by and about him say he has wolf parkinsons disease ( heart condition, not sure about the name :/ ) so i suppose theres a chance it could be serious. i just find it a bit depressing that all the time you hear people saying ` i hate discrimination` and then look at that girl that got killed for being goth and then you just get people discriminating people for thier choice in idols. :/ i think Sophie would be angry, and more so her boyfriend who survived and is probably still suffering due to discrimination.
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awww

OMG get well soon mate!
you mean the world to me!

get well soon and rock on for ever!!!!!!!

xxx
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awww

OMG get well soon mate!
you mean the world to me!

get well soon and rock on for ever!!!!!!!

xxx
Posted by joey only | September 24, 2009 7:30 PM | Reply to this
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:D

Manson isn't an IDOL. He's a dick who writes shit music and whats worse is that he can't even bloody sing. Whats depressing is to see a cunt like him make millions of fucking pounds by being a fucking prick.

I don't actually care about him or his swine flu. And the person who said he has a heart problem.... Do you believe every bit of shit that comes out of that man's mouth?? I wouldn't.
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loooool

this made me LOL haaha shameee
Like anyone cares what happens to him xD

Posted by mrs matt tuck | September 24, 2009 9:04 PM | Reply to this
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Get well soon

Hope u get better
Cant wait 2 hear u play!!!
Posted by Rachel | September 24, 2009 9:38 PM | Reply to this
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eww

state of him .
Posted by emma | September 24, 2009 9:40 PM | Reply to this
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.....

big deal....148 people haver been off from my school with it today....
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Karma

Tis God's revenge for Manson ragging on him so much.

Posted by Anthony | September 25, 2009 8:48 AM | Reply to this
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swine flu

Ha ha gutted on the swine flu thing. hope you dont get well asswipe!!!
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swine flu

Ha ha gutted on the swine flu thing. hope you dont get well asswipe!!!
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flu

he probably looks more human when he,s sick then when he,s well. Freakin looney weirdo
Posted by Ross | September 25, 2009 10:45 AM | Reply to this
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....

Its only swine flu it lasts 5 days, he will be fine.... although lets hope this flu helps him preform better at his upscoming gigs that he did at this years download festival.....
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lol

lol i just had to lol at this haha
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Paaaah.

I LOL'd.
Enough said. ;D
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Epic lol's... :P

I think I find this funnier than I should...
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Don't worry everyone! We're carrying out a major course of intense treatment, and it's early days, but we're hopeful that the poor swine flu virus will make a full recovery from having been infected by Manson.
Posted by Dr. De'Ath, MD | September 25, 2009 11:45 PM | Reply to this
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m.m.

all you people that write bad things about m.m. are low life maybe all you bad asses should get the swine flu and die there is too many assholes in this world like you anyway why do you even bother writing a comment . well hope to see you soon MARYLIN MANSON IN AUSRALA
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Manson Smells...enough said...
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"I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained," he continued. "However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness." i fucking laughed my head off
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and yet dita von tease is actually a hell of a lot more attractive than he is... not to mention in no way a psychotic prat, if anything she should fear getting THE SWINE from him
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Hope he gets well

He's supposedly filming King Shot by Directors: Alejandro Jodorowsky and David Lynch. Also starring Nick Nolte , Asia Argento and Udo Kier. I can't wait for this film.
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swine flu

Who cares he should die. Oops did i say that out loud?! I think it's quite funny right now i'm rolling about on the floor pissing myself. He's probally even freakier now that he's got swine flu. His music isn't even good.
BURN IN HELL, DUDE NOBODY LIKES YOU AND IF THEY DO THEY'RE PROBALLY ON COKE!!
Posted by Headbanger! | September 30, 2009 9:48 AM | Reply to this
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get well soon dude

hope's you get better dude ... you rock!!
Posted by chanyll | September 30, 2009 10:46 PM | Reply to this
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Lmao

well hope u get better soon dude but i just have to laugh at this :]
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