In the first instalment of our Kerrang! Awards 2009 podcasts Simon Young takes you behind the scenes at the biggest and best rock 'n' roll awards show on the planet and speaks to this year's hosts Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor and Anthrax mainman Scott Ian.
Watch it as a streaming YouTube clip or click on the link below to download it for your iPod.
Well, my young scrotum, I do try.
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