Kerrang! Magazine 03/12/2008

Slipknot - Something wicked this way comes!

In this week's Kerrang! magazine we hit the road with Iowa's favourite masked mentalists as they gear-up to hit the UK and prove once and for all that they're "still the most brutal band in the world!"

Plus: Paramore get caught up in Twilight hysteria as Stephanie Meyer's record-breaking literary series looks set to top the British box office charts, Dir en grey join the Kerrang! Relentless Energy Drink Tour 2009, My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way and Mindless Self Indulgence bassist LynZ announce their pregnancy, Foo Fighters mainman Dave Grohl gets ready for his Christmas album, Guns N' Roses spark outrage in China and Good Charlotte talk exclusively to K! about their upcoming new studio album.

And: AC/DC rock New York, Gabe from Black Tide tells us the songs that changed his life, Kerrang!'s new agony uncle - HIM's Ville Valo - helps out with YOUR Christmas dilemmas, Introducing The Hot Melts and Jett Black, The Answer take the US by storm, Myles Kennedy from Alter Bridge on fame, fortune and those Led Zeppelin rumours, the K! verdict on the new Fall Out Boy album and The Prodigy get ready to rock a town near you!

Aaannnddd: Live poster special starring Slayer, Metallica, Rancid, Cancer Bats and Bullet For My Valentine.

Posted by Dan at 07:10AM | December 3, 2008

WOOO
Slipknot XD
Metallica and Bullet posters XD

Lyn-z is up the duff :O:L

Posted by Sarah | December 2, 2008 5:25 PM | Reply to this

MCR

MCR ARE SHIT !!!
Gerald Way can suck my ginger nuts the little emo tosser, who likes to sing for 13 year old girls.
All part of his plan the sick fuck
kiddie fuker

:) long live metal

Posted by Ash | December 8, 2008 10:46 AM | Reply to this

MCR

Any other bands you wanna slag off while you at it, tosser? :)

Posted by Lee Bateman | December 9, 2008 5:49 AM | Reply to this

MCR

what the fuck are u on about u divi stop slagin of the best band ever

and dont you dare slag of gerard iver

Posted by anna | December 10, 2008 7:37 PM | Reply to this

MCR

Hahaha it's another 14 year old emo kid who cant handle anyone elses opinion.

'and dont you dare slag of gerard iver'

Gerard's a poof.

Okay, i've done it now, my life's over. I've made anna mad.

Posted by Michael | December 28, 2008 3:33 AM | Reply to this

MCR

I think that anyone who is saying shit like "Gerald Way can suck my ginger nuts the little emo tosser, who likes to sing for 13 year old girls.
All part of his plan the sick fuck
kiddie fuker

:) long live metal"

needs to grow the fuck up, and be a little more open minded and realise that not EVERYONE is gunna like the same music as you.

And anyone saying shit like "what the fuck are u on about u divi stop slagin of the best band ever

and dont you dare slag of gerard iver "

is asking for it. Learn to write, writing like that makes people think you are stupid.

Stop being babies people.

Posted by Rachi | December 28, 2008 5:54 PM | Reply to this

MCR

MCR does derserve to et bottled everytime they are seen at any gig they should just die especialy gerared fucking way

Posted by Steven | March 31, 2009 11:56 AM | Reply to this

MCR

What in the name of arse did he do to you?
I'm happy for Gerard and his wife. And I DOUBT that he slept with any "kiddie" so suck your own ginger nuts, douche bag.
Punk's not dead.
xo

Posted by Mouche | December 13, 2008 12:50 PM | Reply to this

MCR

To be honest. If you do have ginger nuts, Im pretty sure you shouldn't be broadcasting it, and seen as your post is only second on here. Your probably sitting on the computer all day, playing with your "ginger nuts" without a girlfriend, looking for posts like this to emphasise how much you love metal. Get over yourself. No body gives a shit.
I dont even like MCR, But, At least they dont have fans with ginger nuts.

Posted by Kyle | December 29, 2008 7:29 PM | Reply to this

MCR

Oooohhhhh!!

Ash just got owned xD

Posted by nfdsjhgfd | December 29, 2008 8:48 PM | Reply to this

MCR

you suck ass munch your name sounds like a chicks either that or your a gay little wannabe who like fag bands mcr rocks LONG LIVE MCR your gay hannah montana bands can go die Oh and its gerard not gerald fag!

Posted by Beth | December 30, 2008 12:11 AM | Reply to this

MCR

Posted by Beth | December 30, 2008 12:11 AM | Reply to this

oh ... and ....
FIRST COMMENT XDXD

Posted by Sarah | December 2, 2008 5:27 PM | Reply to this

wtf

is with coreys head??

weird shit

nice posters thoughh, i shall be getting this issue :)

Posted by matty | December 2, 2008 5:33 PM | Reply to this

wtf

yh true why has he shaved his head again lol

Posted by ashley | December 7, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply to this

the hot melts

finally kerrang has decent stuff in it
the hot melts
wow
wasnt expecting that
them guys are amazing
seriously
LOVE IT :D

Posted by carla | December 2, 2008 5:43 PM | Reply to this

kerrang

if it had a rage poster aswell.
i would physically rape the magazine xD

Posted by sam | December 2, 2008 6:13 PM | Reply to this

kerrang

Why would they have a Rage poster? Kerrang have no interest in German heavy metal bands.

Posted by Gorgar | December 4, 2008 8:49 AM | Reply to this

kerrang

Rage Against The Machine poster, not a German band.

Posted by Lee Bateman | December 9, 2008 5:50 AM | Reply to this

kerrang

ur a dipshit, i dnt even listen 2 rage n i damn well know tht they aint a german band! u want german metal- listen 2 rammstein u wanker =p

Posted by heather G. | December 14, 2008 4:05 PM | Reply to this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GERARDS WIFE IS PREGANANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LOL JOKES!
GOOD LUCK TO THEM :)

Posted by sofi | December 2, 2008 6:34 PM | Reply to this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by sofi | December 2, 2008 6:34 PM | Reply to this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by sofi | December 2, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply to this

seriously, put sum freekin mcr posters in soon.
slipknot aint that good, nor are msi or fall out boy, kerrnag youv gotta stop bumming them.

Posted by rachael | December 2, 2008 6:36 PM | Reply to this

FUCK YOU.

Posted by ? | December 2, 2008 8:35 PM | Reply to this

slipknot pwn mcr's asses.

Posted by kay. | December 3, 2008 6:59 PM | Reply to this

whats wrong with you!? MCR dont even COMPARE to bands like Slipknot. Slipknots gig last night was the most fucking amazing gig ive ever been to in my (short) life.

Posted by me | December 4, 2008 5:09 PM | Reply to this

DUDE

Dude i was at 3rd December concert.. 2nd row.. How fucking amazing was it?!

Posted by Charlotte | December 8, 2008 5:23 PM | Reply to this

are you shitting me? MCR are total sellouts, fame's flown to their heads.

however, i do agree with you on the MSI /FOB topic...
WAY too overrated, and up their own arse too.

Give Slipknot a good listen, with an open mind, you'll grow to love them, or grow up.

Posted by ... | December 5, 2008 8:36 PM | Reply to this

Well yeah, i think Gerard marrying Lyn-Z turned him into an asshole.

Posted by Dragonheart | December 7, 2008 5:27 AM | Reply to this

ha mcr are a load of shit my mate got a clean punch in gerald ways face :D at an msi concert

slipknot fucking rule

Posted by Ashley | December 7, 2008 4:09 PM | Reply to this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by sofi | December 2, 2008 6:37 PM | Reply to this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by sofi | December 2, 2008 6:38 PM | Reply to this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by sofi | December 2, 2008 6:41 PM | Reply to this

Lol!

Bumming them!?
Hahaha!
Sorry but wasn't that exactly what they were doing when MCR were all the rage last year? xD

I love Slipknot and MSI, FOB have the odd decent-ish tune but these bands havn't been in the mag for at least a good couple of weeks so I think we can cut them some slack don't you think? >;)

Posted by J to the T | December 2, 2008 6:41 PM | Reply to this

i agree, wtf

has happened to coreys head?
almost looks shaved!
not good at all!
he needs to grow it back and fucking headbang.

i shall be buying this.

Posted by td | December 2, 2008 7:46 PM | Reply to this

Slipknot+FOB+Alter Bridge+Foo Fighters

I shall look forward to this issue very much.
But I am apprehensive about reading the album review...please be nice. This album will be better than IOH in my opinion.
And, and...
SLIPKNOT!!!

Posted by alichayy | December 2, 2008 7:57 PM | Reply to this

LOL.

I laughed when I found out that The Hot Melts were gunna be in K!.
That band are some weird shit.
I saw them supporting Elliot Minor, and me and my friend actually couldn't stop laughing. The leadsinger does weird stuff with his mouth when he sings, and he has an uncanny resemblance to Aled Phillips, out Kids In Glass Houses.
How strange.
AND yaaaaaaaas; twilight; paramore;
(:

Posted by HomesickAtSpacecamp | December 2, 2008 8:05 PM | Reply to this

LOL.

I agree, when you combine those two kick-arse things you get a motion-picture hit with an amazing soundtrack. I hope they make a movie out of every book. Paramore are freaking genius.
xo

Posted by Mouche | December 13, 2008 12:59 PM | Reply to this

coreys head looks like a bongo drum!
lol!
mabye clown'll be hitting it with a baseball bat, wouldn't be much brains to spill out on the floor though so it wont be a great crowd interaction thingy, no-one'll be able to grab his brain & sell it on ebay

Posted by cameron | December 2, 2008 8:19 PM | Reply to this

...

aha the hot melts
strange people...
i am worried

Posted by primrose | December 2, 2008 8:25 PM | Reply to this

...

aha the hot melts
strange people...
i am worried

Posted by primrose | December 2, 2008 8:26 PM | Reply to this

corey

I think corey just wants to be bald. be careful it wont always grow back!

if wentz called his kid bronx mowgali whats gerard gonna call his, buzz, mickey, aladin!

Posted by nikio | December 2, 2008 10:27 PM | Reply to this

corey

HAHAHA!

Posted by ashley | December 3, 2008 3:19 PM | Reply to this

ahh, the hot melts.
good to see them getting some publicity.

i saw them live.
they're actually quiet good
=]

Posted by SpaceMan | December 2, 2008 11:10 PM | Reply to this

'Gerard Way and Mindless Self Indulgence bassist LynZ announce their pregnancy'.

Shittt i didnt know a man could get pregnant too! :P
Anyways congrats to them both, now lets just wait and see what the fangirls have got to say about this, and i agree what the fuck had corey done to his hair??
xx

Posted by Crystal | December 3, 2008 8:39 AM | Reply to this

OMG

OMG lynz is pg!!!! with gerard?!
ohh well could always dream that is was mee..
gud luck to them
x

Posted by itsh mee | December 3, 2008 11:07 AM | Reply to this

OMG

OMG lynz is pg!!!! with gerard?!
ohh well could always dream that is was mee..
gud luck to them
x

Posted by itsh mee | December 3, 2008 11:07 AM | Reply to this

OMG

....scary O.o

Posted by XursodeadX | December 4, 2008 4:44 PM | Reply to this

OMG

.....Terrifying

Posted by ... | January 2, 2009 10:50 PM | Reply to this

Woot!

Woot!
I shall by buying this magazine, just for Slipknot! Saw them Monday, and they were brutal as fuck! :D

Posted by Jade | December 3, 2008 12:26 PM | Reply to this

i'm so happy for gee. :D

whoop slipknot! metallica! bfmv! i'm so getting this!

Posted by ashley | December 3, 2008 3:17 PM | Reply to this

haha

I like gerrard and lynz ut that kid is so going to get bullied to hell and back i meen gerrard the biggest known emo fashion person and lynz from MSI soon as it reaches high school the kids fucked.

Posted by Harley | December 4, 2008 11:51 PM | Reply to this

Magazine

how could you!!!! How on earth can you mix up three days grace and three doors down???? Adam Gontier is the lead singer of Three Days Grace not Three doors down...such a silly mistake for a world popular magazine. You moooooooos I wonder what Adam would say about it....hmmmmm

Posted by LJ | December 3, 2008 3:26 PM | Reply to this

Magazine

Posted by LJ | December 3, 2008 3:30 PM | Reply to this

Magazine

Posted by LJ | December 3, 2008 3:34 PM | Reply to this

I will be buying Kerrang for the first time in months because Slipknot are on the cover :) Fuck yes \m/

Posted by . | December 3, 2008 4:07 PM | Reply to this

yay slipknot! is so want to see them next tuesday but im not allowed ! fucking retarted parents.
gerand and lyn-z ! preggers ! no !
thats a shock. but wow, good luck to them.
and yay paramore XD
& good charlotte working on a new album? great =]

Posted by nicole | December 3, 2008 4:46 PM | Reply to this

best K! issue eva! im totally getting this! :)

Posted by poisonedarrow666 | December 3, 2008 6:55 PM | Reply to this

Hi. Just saying, you've literally broken my heart with that FAD review of yours.

I know you attempted to defend yoursleves by saying "Fall Out Boy are not a bad band", but then you go on to basically say this album is worse than IOH. How, exactly? I personally think it will be better than IOH. Oh, and according to previous reviews, FAD is worse than FOB's LIVE ALBUM. Righty ho.

Sorry for the rant, but I've had my friend laughing and saying "average" to me every time he sees me. So I'm not amused.

One more thing too- how can you say "for fans of GC"? Good Charlotte are absolute rubbish compared to FOB. And, please stop telling people to just download the singles in your reviews. There are other songs too...

Anyway, I'm loving the songs I've heard so far, so Iwon't be relying on the two K's here too much.

alice.
ps. that picture of Paramore is amazing. And thanks for the Slipknot interview.

Posted by alice | December 3, 2008 7:13 PM | Reply to this

love HIM

Posted by eve | December 3, 2008 8:32 PM | Reply to this

Hahah Paramore are faggots.. haha

Posted by ticklewhacker | December 3, 2008 9:32 PM | Reply to this

Wow, how insightful.

Posted by Mouche | December 13, 2008 1:05 PM | Reply to this

Magazine -Ville Valo

What is happening to Ville? he looks like he is suffering with malnutrition.
Always a very beautiful slender man but the photo in this weeks Kerrang makes him look so thin. Hope he is ok.
Time to throw sarnies to him instead of gifts!
Makes a good agony Aunt though lol.

Posted by Izzy | December 3, 2008 10:05 PM | Reply to this

Magazine -Ville Valo

He picked up an STD from his latest moose.

Posted by Gorgar | December 5, 2008 9:21 PM | Reply to this

"My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way and Mindless Self Indulgence bassist LynZ announce their pregnancy"

Gerrard Way is pregnant!! Sorry, but did anyone laugh as much as I did when I first read that?

Sounds like a good magazine
But I agree
THROW VILLE A SARNIE!

We should start the "Sarnies for Ville" campaign.

Posted by Bobby | December 3, 2008 10:34 PM | Reply to this

oh i laughed... a lot

Posted by ... | December 5, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply to this

You guys are such fucking hypocrites.
you trash paramore every chance you get.
and the picture of them is, honest to god, the stupidest thing i have ever seen. the photographer really should be shot.
make up your mind, either you think paramore is an amazing band with a talented bunch of kids, or you hate them.

Posted by genny | December 4, 2008 12:43 AM | Reply to this

How's this for a straight answer? Paramore are shit. End of story.

Posted by CrazyJane | December 4, 2008 12:09 PM | Reply to this

yeah but thats just your oppinion, no band is shit, its just what other people think

Posted by Samara Jane | December 7, 2008 4:16 PM | Reply to this

THE MAG

oh my.. just got the mag, and ended up reading it all...

:P i was at school and nearly cried when i heard the news about gerrards girl :s maaan thats gonna be a rich, cool, good looking baby =]

Posted by tahli | December 4, 2008 11:03 AM | Reply to this

THE MAG

oh my.. just got the mag, and ended up reading it all...

:P i was at school and nearly cried when i heard the news about gerrards girl :s maaan thats gonna be a rich, cool, good looking baby =]

Posted by tahli | December 4, 2008 11:04 AM | Reply to this

THE MAG

oh my.. just got the mag, and ended up reading it all...

:P i was at school and nearly cried when i heard the news about gerrards girl :s maaan thats gonna be a rich, cool, good looking baby =]

Posted by tahli | December 4, 2008 11:04 AM | Reply to this

Fuse

I know this isn't really relevant but Paramore are up against Britney on Fuse. She already beat Slipknot. grrrrr....

http://www.fuse.tv/music/best-of-2008/

Get voting people!!!!!

Posted by M | December 4, 2008 5:22 PM | Reply to this

Fuse

I know this isn't really relevant but Paramore are up against Britney on Fuse. She already beat Slipknot. grrrrr....

http://www.fuse.tv/music/best-of-2008/

Get voting people!!!!!

Posted by M | December 4, 2008 5:22 PM | Reply to this

Fuse

I know this isn't really relevant but Paramore are up against Britney on Fuse. She already beat Slipknot. grrrrr....

http://www.fuse.tv/music/best-of-2008/

Get voting people!!!!!

Posted by M | December 4, 2008 5:22 PM | Reply to this

thank bloody god!

it appears we have a kerrang edition worth buying!

Posted by Elliot | December 4, 2008 7:35 PM | Reply to this

GOOD CHARLOTTE

Yay!
New Good Charlotte album!
:D

Posted by Angie | December 4, 2008 8:05 PM | Reply to this

pregnancy

first i hear mikey and his wife alicia is having a baby now gerard and lyn-z what is it a compition between them ?

Posted by tasha | December 4, 2008 8:09 PM | Reply to this

pregnancy

r mikey and his wife alicia is having a baby 2 i dunno :(

Posted by kat | December 16, 2008 8:13 PM | Reply to this

pregnancy

nobody knows, nobody cares :)

Posted by ... | December 16, 2008 8:22 PM | Reply to this

RE: pregnancy

Mikey and Alicia were never expecting, tasha; that was another rumour. And yeah, unlike some of the so-called MCR fans I've come across, I'm happy for Gerard and Lyn-Z. That kid is going to be pretty good-looking :).

-- Caitlin

Posted by Caitlin | December 4, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply to this

omg yey!
The Hot Melts!

Wouldn't expect K! to put them in there mag but yey! :D

Seen them supporting Elliot Minor (who were awsim btw xD) and ther actually sooooo amazing!! :D:D:D

Posted by YEY! | December 4, 2008 9:59 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Wow, congrats to Gerard and Lyn-Z -- I'm so excited for them. It's great news but it could be a little hard for both bands. I'm sure they'll do fine though.

Man, that kid is gonna' be good looking.. :)

Congrats to them!

Posted by Kate | December 4, 2008 10:13 PM | Reply to this

Our new album

Is shaping up quite nice, thanks to all our fans out theire, supporting us out their, its also nice to have critics as well, as it helps us improve. Peace

DCMA

Posted by Joel Madden | December 5, 2008 11:37 AM | Reply to this

Wheyyyy.

NEW GOOD CHARLOTTE CD FUCK YES. XD

and that's really exciting, about LynZ and Gerard having a baby.
That'll be one georgous kid.

Posted by Jess | December 6, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply to this

awesome

WOOOOOOO
im so lucky to be going to slipknots uk tour
:P
on sunday
i cant wait
all my m8s think im mental
to like slipknot !

Posted by ceza | December 6, 2008 8:22 PM | Reply to this

twilight/paramore

K!
this is epic! i have loved paramore since they started and i have loved twilight since i found out about them. Two of my favourite things in one go. Fucking amazing.

Posted by LucyMMMZ | December 6, 2008 8:51 PM | Reply to this

Chad is a twat

I saw the story on Chad from lame Nickelback bash Guitar Hero, LOL, doesn't he get it's just a fucking game, as if he can suck enough, the poodle faced spanner.

Posted by Dragonheart | December 7, 2008 5:30 AM | Reply to this

Chad is a twat

Yeah, he is a cunt isn't he.

Posted by Lee Bateman | December 9, 2008 5:47 AM | Reply to this

Slipknot - Something Wicked this way comes.

It has got to be said that your tag line just does not sum up the experience of seeing Slipknot live, and I hasen to add that it is not sloppy journalism that lets the headline down. At 44 and involved in the record industry it would be fair to say that I have seen a fair few bands in my time but nothing comes close to the gig at the Birmingham NIA last night (Sunday). Children of Bodom opened the night and were extremely impressive. Next was machinehead, absolutely awesome and left you feeling that they should have been the headline, that is until Slipknot took to the stage. And this is the point where they defy description, there are no single words in the English language, including all the "extra" one the Americans have added over the last 200 years can describe just how good they are. This is a ten K live band, do not miss them before you die!

Posted by Coops | December 8, 2008 7:18 AM | Reply to this

Our Media lesson

Kerrang! rocks our socks! We are studying this mag for Media Studies.
We love slipKnot Not!

Posted by mevans | December 8, 2008 2:39 PM | Reply to this

Our Media lesson

Kerrang! rocks our socks! We are studying this mag for Media Studies.
We love slipKnot Not!

Posted by mevans | December 8, 2008 2:40 PM | Reply to this

Our Media lesson

You probably have never seen Slipknot live then, nor studied their lyrical content or musical composition. But in fairness to yourself you are not studying music, although I wouldn't expect a Media Studies student to click the "Post" button twice!

Posted by Coops | December 9, 2008 11:04 AM | Reply to this

it was kinda stoopid to mention mcr & msi with slipknot n shit on the same page.
guaranteed riots!
stop fighting, children!
let's just be nice to each other. it's nearly Christmas after all...

Posted by rachael | December 8, 2008 5:21 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-z

Well, this makes me laugh, puke, and puke some more. Honeslty, I doubt that the kid is his. Dothe math. But hey, congrats Gee for entering into the last legal form of slavery and completly fucking yourself over. :)

Posted by Evans | December 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-z

Alright the person who posted about Lyn-z kid not being Gerard's u honstly need to get ur head out of ur ass great she's pregers get over it there happy and I highly doubt she would cheat on him all io hear from u is I'm a jelouse fan who is upsessed with the lead singer

Posted by Dani | December 14, 2008 12:25 AM | Reply to this

*sigh*

Am I the only one who longs for the days when only a handful of people knew about Twilight?
I have been reading the books for the last 3 and a half years and it has really annoyed me that ever since Paramore released Decode EVERYONE has started to say they love it!!
Don't get me wrong, I love Paramore but I wish they didn't have such a teenie following...

Posted by AcidPinkLemonade | December 13, 2008 4:08 PM | Reply to this

*sigh*

u gotta admit...

decode ish an aweshome song XD

Posted by lAuReN | December 28, 2008 2:16 AM | Reply to this

The Hot Melts...

...are blloody brilliant. Good to see them getting some attention
Apart from their music being full of energy and skill, they are seriously some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Always happy to say hello. And they look good to ;)
The Hot Melts are meltingly hot. x

Posted by JoJo | December 13, 2008 8:17 PM | Reply to this

wtf ???

wot the fuck did dat ginger twat say bout gee ?? he needs 2 get a fuckin lyf im so happy that gee n lyn-z are expectin *tears* good luk gee n lyn-z :) MCR 4 EVA !!!!!!

Posted by XxmcrXisXlovexX | December 13, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply to this

wtf ???

wot the fuck did dat ginger twat say bout gee ?? he needs 2 get a fuckin lyf im so happy that gee n lyn-z are expectin *tears* good luk gee n lyn-z :) MCR 4 EVA !!!!!!

Posted by XxmcrXisXlovexX | December 13, 2008 8:51 PM | Reply to this

wtf ???

wot the fuck did dat ginger twat say bout gee ?? he needs 2 get a fuckin lyf im so happy that gee n lyn-z are expectin *tears* good luk gee n lyn-z :) MCR 4 EVA !!!!!!
bullet posters yayz !!!

Posted by XxmcrXisXlovexX | December 13, 2008 8:51 PM | Reply to this

wtf ???

wot the fuck did dat ginger twat say bout gee ?? he needs 2 get a fuckin lyf im so happy that gee n lyn-z are expectin *tears* good luk gee n lyn-z :) MCR 4 EVA !!!!!!
bullet posters yayz !!!

Posted by XxmcrXisXlovexX | December 13, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply to this

MCR isnt music

MCR isnt music, its whining. Listen to some metal you guys. Its message is much stronger!!! Metal up all your asses!

Posted by Rob | December 13, 2008 11:44 PM | Reply to this

^^^

I second that

Posted by D | December 14, 2008 9:03 AM | Reply to this

Is there anything else to do rather than pick on MCR, thats what Fall Out Boy is for :P

Posted by Dragonheart | December 14, 2008 2:11 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Wow, I love the fact that you fuckers hate me so much, I swear, it just puts the joy back into my coffee. And no, I am not an obsessed fan. I don't want to have any of MCR's babies, and I don't want to marry any of them. I am happy for Mikey and Alicia, I am Happy for Ray and Krista, Bob needs to find someone special, Frank is ok in my book with Jamia, but Gerard is a dumbass. I am a fan of the band, and a fan of the music, but Gee, WTF man?! He seriously needs to wake the fuck up. And James is awesome. And lay the fuck off Fall Out Boy. I mean seriously, you people have no idea what the shit you are talking about when you diss them. Do some research, and get YOUR heads out of YOUR asses. And I have a new name now, it is Ginger Twat. Oh, and I am so not a guy 'cause cocks suck. 8===D~~

Posted by Evans | December 14, 2008 10:32 PM | Reply to this

MCR? Those girls still alive?
New faces of slipknot... sux.

Posted by soul | December 16, 2008 7:19 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

i am happy for Gerard and Lyn-Z some 1 said mikey and his wife alicia is having a baby 2?
mcr r the best :)

Posted by katie | December 16, 2008 8:27 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

i am happy for Gerard and Lyn-Z some 1 said mikey and his wife alicia is having a baby 2?
mcr r the best :)

Posted by katie | December 16, 2008 8:28 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

i am happy for Gerard and Lyn-Z some 1 said mikey and his wife alicia is having a baby 2?
mcr r the best :)

Posted by katie | December 16, 2008 8:28 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

mikey and alicia arent having a baby it was a rumour...

Posted by hanna | December 17, 2008 9:43 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

mikey and alicia arent having a baby it was a rumour...

Posted by xoxohell | December 17, 2008 9:43 AM | Reply to this

Gee and Lynz

i am sooo happy for Gee and Lynz. their baby is going break some hearts when it is older. with those two as parents you no that it is going to be one good looking child.

Posted by nicky | December 17, 2008 11:09 AM | Reply to this

callenders

any1 help
i assuming tht u all read k!

well i havent 4 a long time n wanted 2 no if they have had the callender out yet??

Posted by abs | December 17, 2008 12:51 PM | Reply to this

this is bad

nononononono they cant do i knew theyed do it and they have the fucking put slipknot in with fucking fall uot boy its wrong wrong i say slipknots too good to be in the sam e page as them

o_o

sighned:hope_ghost1298

thanks

Posted by ghost | December 18, 2008 1:40 PM | Reply to this

the hot melts

Wasnt expecting the hot melts to be in kerrang!

But They Should Be Cos Their Song Is Amazing!!

Posted by peter | December 18, 2008 5:12 PM | Reply to this

hate!

there is no need for all this hate! if you dont like a band just dont read about them and listen to them. theres more to life than hate!!!!!

Posted by s | December 18, 2008 5:45 PM | Reply to this

paramore

paramore is my fav band of all time my fav songs are, missery bisiness, thats wath you get + crushcrushcruss. i want the band to live 4ever................
xxxxxxxxx

Posted by VANE | December 19, 2008 8:51 AM | Reply to this

paramore

Hhaahaaa
So your favourites are all the singles?
Do you actually know any others?

It pisses me off with all these fans that just like misery business and only know who Hayley is.

Posted by Hmmmm | December 29, 2008 1:24 PM | Reply to this

ORLY?

VANE, how come you only listen to the singles then? Do you actually KNOW any other songs by Paramore? I highly doubt it.

Try buying a good album every once in a while, possibly Slipknot's All Hope Is Gone. Listen to some REAL music.

Posted by orly? | December 31, 2008 7:31 PM | Reply to this

paramore

dude how come that all of your favourite songs by paramore is all the singles from RIOT? dont you know any others? stop being so fake and listen to songs other than their singles, before saying they're your favourite band

Posted by XursodeadX | January 1, 2009 1:36 PM | Reply to this

paramore

and u cant even spell them rite. Sum fan u turned out 2 b.

Posted by Hannah | January 1, 2009 6:22 PM | Reply to this

paramore

paramore is my fav band of all time my fav songs are, missery bisiness, thats wath you get + crushcrushcruss. i want the band to live 4ever................
xxxxxxxxx

Posted by VANE | December 19, 2008 8:52 AM | Reply to this

PET WENTZ

HE IS A GRAET SIGER AND HE IS HOT ACHULY HE IS HOTER THAN HOT, HE IS HOTER THAN THE OTHER BOY IN THE FAAL OUT BOY BAND...............XXXXXXXXX

Posted by VANE | December 19, 2008 8:56 AM | Reply to this

PET WENTZ

shut up

he is actually realy ugly and aggrognat

woo

mini way

it will proably be called hope way
or faith way
or helena way
or mickey way

i like the name jasper for my kid

Posted by alex | December 29, 2008 1:16 PM | Reply to this

PET WENTZ

please anything but faith or hope, please! for the sake of the kid, dont let it get picked on in the school yard

Posted by LABYRINTH | January 1, 2009 1:38 PM | Reply to this

baby ger-z aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :D

Posted by :D | December 19, 2008 10:19 AM | Reply to this

JETTBLACK

NO ONE GUNA MENTION THEM?

Posted by beeboppy | December 19, 2008 10:55 AM | Reply to this

MCR

can see where he's coming from i mean all you lil emo's are still waiting for a new mcr album to come out, when there last release was like last year, and doesent look like gerald is gonna be able to sing seen'in he's got a kid on the way :) you over did it ginger nuts

Posted by louis | December 21, 2008 10:21 PM | Reply to this

MCR

Why the frick are you calling him ginger nuts?!
And gerald? Its gerard mate :/

Posted by lalaaa | December 29, 2008 1:21 PM | Reply to this

SLIPKNOT and paramore

YEEEEAH slipknot is my favourite band
and my girlfriend's favourite band is paramore,,,
MCR suuuucck!!!
the emos suck!!!
SLIPKNOT is the god of nu-metal here in chile the nu-metal is more famous in name of "aggro"

i'm forever maggot of blood

¡¡¡SLIPKNOT LIVE!!!

Posted by Th3_S!cKn3ss | December 22, 2008 6:14 AM | Reply to this

SLIPKNOT and paramore

slipknot are awsome but dont dis emos we rock u motherfuckin u suck u wanker and kerrang rocks

Posted by beth | January 8, 2009 1:37 PM | Reply to this

SLIPKNOT and paramore

slipknot are awsome but dont dis emos we rock u motherfuckin wanker u suck u wanker and kerrang rocks

Posted by beth | January 8, 2009 1:38 PM | Reply to this

SLIPKNOT and paramore

Well im going to 'dis' you because your pathetic enough to label yourself emo. So much for being different. Jerk

Posted by C | January 9, 2009 7:44 AM | Reply to this

SLIPKNOT and paramore

slipknot are awsome but dont dis emos we rock u motherfuckin wanker u suck u wanker and kerrang rocks

Posted by beth | January 8, 2009 1:38 PM | Reply to this

gerard and lyn-Z!!!!!!!! :D

i'm SOOO haaapppyyy for gee and Lyn-Z but make sure theyre careful with the kid when it meets uncle jimmy (AKA hide the pixie sticks) and dont let uncle mikey bath the kid without hiding all toasters!!!!!!XD i wanna know what it'llbe called!
p.s:MSI, MCR.paramore, slipknot, FOB and BFMV and slayer rock! also i LOVE dir en grey! and BMTH!!!

Posted by alex | December 23, 2008 2:58 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

I still doubt that the kid is Gee's. I mean, think about it! All those years of drug and alcohol abuse, you'd be thinking that he's shooting blanks! That shit kills sperm cells! And think about it, he was on and off drunk for about three fucking years. Add cocaine into the mix...It's a shock if he even COULD reproduce, let alone get it up.

Posted by Evans | December 27, 2008 2:47 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Just...Who gives a fuck? I mean big bloody deal Lyn-z is pregnant and Gerards a x-druggie. Along with a million others ¬_¬ Kerrang is meant to have news about MUSIC now some stupid bands personal life!

Posted by Mia | December 27, 2008 4:00 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Gerard took drugs?!
Woaaahh. I knew knew that :|

Posted by Siff | December 27, 2008 11:25 PM | Reply to this

Geranr and Lyn-Z

I now love that Mia chick...You are on my favorites list.

Posted by Evans | December 27, 2008 4:54 PM | Reply to this

Geranr and Lyn-Z

Uh, Thankyou?
I was not saying it just to you, I was saying it to everyone gossiping about a bloomin' pregnancy.

Posted by Mia | December 27, 2008 7:41 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Not in the 'love' like weird love, lol. Just, finally someone who gets everything. I do agree with you. I just like pissing people off; I think that it's funny. I take great pride in it, actually. Lol. Fall Out Boy is a good band, by the way. Have you ever listened to Gallows?

Posted by Evans | December 27, 2008 11:32 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Bend over Mia, Big Gay Evans is coming.

Posted by Michael | December 28, 2008 3:26 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

I'm gonna ignore that.
Hm, I have heard their music, it's not really what I would listen too.

Posted by Mia | December 28, 2008 4:42 PM | Reply to this

who

cares.

SHINFO

Posted by lionel | December 28, 2008 10:27 AM | Reply to this

who

cares.

SHINFO

Posted by lionel | December 28, 2008 10:28 AM | Reply to this

who

cares.

SHINFO

Posted by lionel | December 28, 2008 10:28 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Obviously some people can't read. As I have said before, I am not a dude. I am just smart enough to NOT put my real name or gender in public places. What kind of music do you like?

Posted by Evans | December 28, 2008 6:42 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Who?

Posted by Mia | December 28, 2008 7:58 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Lol. You, Mia.

Posted by Evans | December 29, 2008 2:30 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

I like Nightwish (old and new- I can never be arsed with the Tarja v. Anette thing) Within Temptation, Tarja Turunen, Marilyn Manson...eh xD

Posted by Mia | December 29, 2008 12:13 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

i am a big within temptation fan and am yet to meet another one.
everyone thinks i am crazy because i love them

Posted by dobby | January 7, 2009 7:25 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

I have heard a little bit of Nightwish, but I am not that into Marilyn Manson. I do like his cover of This is Halloween, though. I like bands like the Misfits, Anthrax, Gallows, Avenged Sevenfold, Panic at the Disco, Etc... Basically anything that has a story to it that I can relate to.

Posted by Evans | December 30, 2008 2:48 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Nightwish are fucking awesome (and I'm seeing them in march!) I like Panic At The Disco a little. Not what I would listen too loads.

Posted by Mia | December 30, 2008 1:13 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

"Nightwish are fucking awesome"

...

GO DIE IN A HOLE.

Posted by ahahahahaaaaa | January 3, 2009 11:41 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

You too :)

Posted by Mia | January 4, 2009 11:41 AM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Understandable 'cause PatD is not for everyone. I hope that you have a good time in March! Lol.

Posted by Evans | December 30, 2008 8:05 PM | Reply to this

Gerard and Lyn-Z

Thanks

Posted by Mia | December 31, 2008 12:32 PM | Reply to this

why does everything on here turn into a MCR debate, some of the comments on here are just laugthable but make a good read, keep it up guys

Posted by the human abstract | December 30, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply to this

Kerrang! you idiots! On your playlist in this issue you reccomended I Don't Care by Apocalyptica and then you said that they recruited Adam Gontier! And they DID but he's NOT the singer from 3 Doors Down! Don't you know anything? He's the singer of Three Days Grace. Geez. Get it right.

Now no one is gonna go discover the wonders of Three Days Grace but will go and listen to that lame band called 3 Doors Down.
Great.

Posted by bulletsizehummingbird | December 30, 2008 10:09 PM | Reply to this

MCR

look sure the reason the black parade is so famous is because he's dad died...3 YEARS AGO! time to get over it...jesus

Posted by Lee | January 3, 2009 9:20 PM | Reply to this

to "Lee"

Gerard's father is still alive, dumbass, although you may be thinking of his grandmother, although she's not mentioned in TBP at all and died well more than three years ago. Do your fucking research before you go around opening your stupid fucking trash-talking mouth about bands you know jackshit about.

Oh, and I hope you had one motherfucking awesome holiday, motherfucker.

Posted by k | January 6, 2009 12:49 AM | Reply to this

cancer bats poster

i just wanted to know the name of the photographer who took the photo if anyone knows??

Posted by Samantha | January 7, 2009 12:54 PM | Reply to this

to mia

i am a big within temptation fan and am yet to meet another one.
everyone thinks im crazy because i love them

Posted by dobby | January 7, 2009 7:23 PM | Reply to this

hey Yawl

yeah, slipknot are cool

Posted by katieee p | February 8, 2009 12:16 AM | Reply to this

Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Cant believe i didnt buy this issue............Paramore Grrrrrrrrrr...I wanted that interview on twilight Damn It...Slipknot and Mcr too If only i could pre-order

Posted by Claire | February 9, 2009 5:28 PM | Reply to this

long live Slipknot

slipknot are amazing, and their songs arent over played like mcr, i used to like mcr until every other fucker started playin welcome to the black parade, Long live slipknot!!! any1 who calls their fans maggots are amzing, u try play fuckin drums like them!!!!

Posted by Frindall | April 27, 2009 2:47 PM | Reply to this