Kerrang! Magazine 10/09/2008

DragonForce are well on their way to becoming Britain's biggest rock band. Find out just how this six London jokers took on the world and won!

Plus! Funeral For A Friend talk about new album Memory And Humanity, Kerrang! celebrates over 100,000 sales of Maiden Heaven with Avenged Sevenfold and Machine Head, Thrice get set for new live album, Metallica's Kirk Hammett's favourite all time guitar solos of all time, 'A' reform, Aiden and The Used team-up for eco-benefit, Introducing We The Kings and Street Dogs, metal reigns supreme at Bloodstock Open Air 2008, The Gaslight Anthem wow the crowds in London, All Time Low provoke a pant-throwing response at the Scala, William Beckett from The Academy Is... chats wrestling, Underoath come back from the verge of collapse with new album, Slipknot's Joey Jordison goes to hell and back, Fighting With Wire get ready to take on the "painted up emo cock ends", Inside The Mind Of Hellyeah's Vinnie Paul, the official Kerrang! verdict on Amon Amarth's new album, Walls Of Jericho strive for the American dream, we look at the life and times of Henry Rollins in Treasure Chest and Wes Borland tells us the last time he spoke to Fred Durst.

Plus! A Reading and Leeds poster special with Biffy Clyro, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bullet For My Valentine, Rage Against The Machine and Metallica!

Posted by Dan at 07:30AM | September 10, 2008

wahayy
might get it.

Posted by Mia | September 9, 2008 6:39 PM | Reply to this

Kerrang!

Yay, bullet poster AND Joey Jordison =] x

Posted by TheFodFairy | September 9, 2008 6:46 PM | Reply to this

Kerrang! u fiking rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey cum on plz put avenged sevenfold r asome soooooooooo we need a poster or a colum bout them rock on peeeeeeeeeeeeepssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Grant robbins | September 10, 2008 9:49 AM | Reply to this

Ya! Boo! You suck Kerrang!...

Or whatever it was you said we had to write in that bulletin.... I forget...

You don't suck really...

Posted by Thomas | September 9, 2008 6:46 PM | Reply to this

Kerrang

Ha Ha Kerrang you own

Leeds Fest Rocked

WOO 4TH COMMENT

Posted by Lee | September 9, 2008 6:50 PM | Reply to this

WE THE KINGS!!

CAN'T WAIT FOR WE THE KINGS THEY'RE AWESOME AND TAI ND ALL TIME LOW ND MSI!!!!!!

Posted by katie | September 9, 2008 6:53 PM | Reply to this

Whoop!! b4mv!!
xx

Posted by crizz | September 9, 2008 7:20 PM | Reply to this

hey

yay bullet for my valentine =]
your awsome kerrang
next week put some avenged sevenfold in it please!!!!!!
x

Posted by chelsea | September 9, 2008 7:21 PM | Reply to this

hey

wooooooooo avenged sevenfold rule need more of them....... ur a legend.

Posted by emozul | September 10, 2008 9:46 AM | Reply to this

you know what i'm going to do with that bfmv poster?
burn it.

Posted by // | September 9, 2008 7:27 PM | Reply to this

Cool. Burning posters is funnnn.

Posted by Mia | September 9, 2008 8:48 PM | Reply to this

if the MSI poster is just of Lyn-Z and none of the others, I swear to God...

And could it be?
An issue of Kerrang! with no Jared 'Wanker' Leto in it?
I am impressed
This will be pretty good then...

Posted by Ashleigh | September 9, 2008 7:41 PM | Reply to this

I know kerrang is only pushing them because shes married to gerard fuckin way

If so that would be fuckin awesome dude hes such a knobjockey

Posted by adam | September 9, 2008 8:06 PM | Reply to this

you cannot say that about jared leto he is extremly sexxi so fuck you

Posted by ANONYMOUS | September 9, 2008 8:19 PM | Reply to this

30 seconds to mars

next time when you are making a new kerrang mag. will you put 30 seconds to mars on the front if you have any news? please

Posted by jared leto fan | September 9, 2008 8:17 PM | Reply to this

30 seconds to mars

i agree 30 seconds to mars should have another chance to be on the front cover!!! and i love Jared by the way! who is your fav???

Posted by Jared ROCKS!!! | September 9, 2008 8:57 PM | Reply to this

The Used

When was the last time we heard about The Used?

Please don`t take this as a jab at the band, just haven`t heard of them in Kerrang! for quite a while is all :B

Posted by Tabby the Nutter | September 9, 2008 9:21 PM | Reply to this

The Used

the used are frigin sweet

Posted by SpaceMan | September 9, 2008 10:06 PM | Reply to this

Rage Poster

About fucking time!

Posted by Jack Ardley | September 9, 2008 9:37 PM | Reply to this

Posters!

All these posters sound good apart from MSI.

Plus the joey interview looks interesting, AND the new FFaF album.

Posted by Boiz | September 9, 2008 9:59 PM | Reply to this

Posters!

WTF Kerrang.

I ask for Frank Iero, last issue and the issue before and before that, you give me MSI. Fucking MSI??

I asked for the nice Mr Iero and you give me skanky unwashed mutants. They sucked at Leeds but then again I didn't expect anything else from them. There is only so much you can take from some dumb back-bending asshole.

I suppose I can thank you a little for the Biffy poster but seriously you can do better than this.

Posted by apple | September 10, 2008 9:48 AM | Reply to this

Posters!

LOL, i agree with the MSI seriously shit at Leeds.

Clap hands for Biffy and Henry Rollins

Posted by Jil | September 10, 2008 7:00 PM | Reply to this

Posters!

LOL, i agree with the MSI seriously shit at Leeds.

Clap hands for Biffy and Henry Rollins

Posted by Jil | September 10, 2008 7:02 PM | Reply to this

KOOL!:)

Posted by Vanessa | September 10, 2008 12:26 AM | Reply to this

BFMV!!!

yey a poster of BFMV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg!
BFMV ROCK!!!!!
:D

Posted by Vanessa | September 10, 2008 12:28 AM | Reply to this

you

all fail at life.

Posted by dickie | September 10, 2008 11:10 AM | Reply to this

It amazes how a band like Fighting With Wire slag off the 'emo' trend after all they are as bland and generic as any 'emo' band out there at the moment and also need to educate themselves along with almost everyone else is as to what 'emo' is Rites Of Spring,Sunny Day Real Estate,Embrace,Braid anyone. Great to see Amon Amarth,Underoath,Walls Of Jericho and Henry Rollins in the mag.

Posted by Wez | September 10, 2008 12:11 PM | Reply to this

how i can to do for buy it?
i live in france
and i would like to buy it but i don't know how!!please help me!!!
i'm so sad :(

Posted by cyrielle | September 10, 2008 12:46 PM | Reply to this

ebay.

Posted by rr | September 10, 2008 7:11 PM | Reply to this

YAY!!!

A POSTER OF BFMV!!!

Posted by Lauren | September 10, 2008 4:58 PM | Reply to this

Henry Rollins in kerrang?About fucking time.

Posted by kerrus | September 10, 2008 5:44 PM | Reply to this

Hell yeah!!

I love Black Flag.

Posted by apple | September 10, 2008 5:47 PM | Reply to this

Fighting With Wire are sooo my new fav people .

"painted up emo cock ends" Fuck *dies laughing*

Up tha Derry lads!

Also, William Beckett chats wrestling?
*Continues to die laughing*

The Used and Aiden...Looks like a worthwhile issue ....

Posted by Aye hi. | September 10, 2008 6:41 PM | Reply to this

Fighting With Wire are sooo my new fav people .

"painted up emo cock ends" Fuck *dies laughing*

Up tha Derry lads!

Also, William Beckett chats wrestling?
*Continues to die laughing*

The Used and Aiden...Looks like a worthwhile issue ....

Posted by Aye hi. | September 10, 2008 6:43 PM | Reply to this

msi

kerrang! you are a bunch of fuckers!!
what the fuck are you bad mouthing msi for? in the latest issue of kerrang! you speak shit about msi! a few weeks back, you were all over them and loving them! you are such dickfaces! your magazines sucks by the way...you never actually include good bands, its all the shitty little bands that all the emo kids like!! you use to be cool, and msi rock, not like you, you bunch of motherfuckers!!! die in hell!

Posted by arron | September 10, 2008 7:09 PM | Reply to this

msi

Like Do You Mean The Issue Out Today Like In The UK?

Cos What Was Actually Said If You Get Me?

Are We Talking About A Past Issue Here?

Posted by :S | September 10, 2008 11:09 PM | Reply to this

msi

"what the fuck are you bad mouthing msi for?"

Emmm, they're shit

Posted by apple | September 11, 2008 9:46 AM | Reply to this

Oi Oi :P Gonna keep on repeating the posters what i want till I see ONE.

Anette Olzon
Sharon Den Adel
Tuomas Holopainen
Jukka Antero
Ruud Jolie
Cristina Adriana Chiara Scabbia!

A MASSIVE one of Tuomas Holopainen would be nice :P

oh and maybe TALK about the bands a little?

Posted by Mia | September 10, 2008 10:23 PM | Reply to this

**I ask for Frank Iero, last issue and the issue before and before that, you give me MSI. Fucking MSI??**

Yeah, we need some Frank lovin.

Posted by rachael | September 11, 2008 11:32 AM | Reply to this

msi

msi are shit you motherfucker!

i bet you are in to a7x and shitty fucking shit like that?

Posted by arron chapman | September 11, 2008 3:44 PM | Reply to this

msi

errrrr no!!! I don't particularly like a7x at all.

And yes MSI are shite.

Posted by apple | September 12, 2008 2:56 PM | Reply to this

we the kings

FINALLY someone is mentioning We The Kings!
They're music is so awesome and they're all totally lovely guys!
x

Posted by megan | September 11, 2008 4:32 PM | Reply to this

we the kings

I agree, We The Kings are amazing, I'm so pleased they're finally being recognised in England

Posted by Katie | September 11, 2008 5:08 PM | Reply to this

msi

in my last comment i said they are shit, i ment are not, hehehe

and apple, i ment the issue from last week, not this weeks!

sorry for the mistake :P

Posted by arron chapman | September 11, 2008 4:44 PM | Reply to this

thanks you!!but i didn't found it on ebay!!!

Posted by cyrielle | September 11, 2008 5:55 PM | Reply to this

thanks you!!but i didn't found it on ebay!!!

Posted by cyrielle | September 11, 2008 5:56 PM | Reply to this

I love msi but I rather had a poster of the whole band then just lynZ.

Posted by N | September 11, 2008 7:44 PM | Reply to this

URGGGH whys it always slipknot
they are fucking crap!

Posted by STUPID | September 11, 2008 8:02 PM | Reply to this

URGGGH whys it always slipknot
they are fucking crap!

Posted by STUPID | September 11, 2008 8:03 PM | Reply to this

URGGGH whys it always slipknot
they are fucking crap!

Posted by STUPID | September 11, 2008 8:03 PM | Reply to this

Thank fuck, Dragonforce are on the front :)

And why are people bad mouthing MSI?, well i'll give you an answer, they are shit, Jimmy Urine ( XD i don't want to spell his name right..if i have spelt it) doesn't care for the fans, he said 'you should all kill yourselves because you suck' at a concert once, he's gonna find out insulting fans is going to lose him fans and see MSI fall into the abyss, and thank fuck if they do.

Posted by Trollkiiller | September 12, 2008 5:36 AM | Reply to this

MSI

The thing is... We (MSI fans) go to the shows knowing damn well what to expect and tbh unless you've been to the shows then you cant really say that they hate us fans cos it adds to the atmosphere of the gig and most of the time we give as good as we get...

Ive been fortunate enough to see MSI many many times (coming up to 11 now I think, take that you fan girl pussies!) and after every single show I;ve been to theyve spent up to 2.5 hours stood outside chattin to us... Does that sound like a band that dont care about their fans to you?

Posted by :] | September 12, 2008 11:55 AM | Reply to this

MSI

"and after every single show I;ve been to theyve spent up to 2.5 hours stood outside chattin to us"

Would that be because there was very few of the "fans" to talk to and they can afford to spend that time speaking to you and your auntie Jessie.

Posted by apple | September 12, 2008 3:02 PM | Reply to this

MSI

Posted by :] | September 12, 2008 11:56 AM | Reply to this

They shout shit at their fans cuz they like it. When they hear Jimmy tellin them they shud die they go crazy 4 it. A band that doesn't give a fuck - it's how people got into them in the 1st place. Knowing they rite wot they want bout anythin they want. At MSI shows u can go totally crazy and no one cud give a shit. It's wot inspires the band to do ot they want even more.

Posted by Hannah | September 13, 2008 6:11 PM | Reply to this

MSI

Yes, because you should totally take Jimmy Urine (yea, you spelled it right, sorry sweetheart!) Completely, totally and utterly serious. In every single definition of the term.

Sense of humor much? Er, sorry, i assume not at all.

P.S...Nah, MSI fans really aren't going anywhere. Thanks for the publicity though!!

Posted by Magenta | September 12, 2008 10:06 AM | Reply to this

MSI

Anyone who uses 'sense of humor much' or 'tard' or that shit deserves a hammer smashed face.

Seriously, learn proper grammer.

Posted by Trollkiller | September 15, 2008 12:53 PM | Reply to this

Almost all of you...

...are complete and utter fags. You need a music magazine to tell you what to like. It's gay. I'm glad Kerrang hates MSI, because tards like you will stay the fuck away from their shows. :)

You just don't understand they way they work, and the fact that they actually have their OWN sound, something original that isn't the same as every other god damn artist out there these days.

And for the MSI fans, way to support.

Posted by Fred | September 12, 2008 1:28 PM | Reply to this

Almost all of you...

"I'm glad Kerrang hates MSI, because tards like you will stay the fuck away from their shows"

Really I though MSI concerts were already full of 'tards without the help of Kerrang and lets not forget Mrs Gerard Way, who quite frankly is the Queen of them.

Posted by apple | September 12, 2008 3:05 PM | Reply to this

Almost all of you...

You get a standing ovation. My, you're just so witty and smart. So, you just proved my point, and I thank you kindly.

Obviously every fucking band out there has retarded and crazy fans. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, not every single MSI fan is a fucking freak? And even if they are, who gives a god damn flying fuck? Huh?

Stop judging people. It makes you seem arrogant and ignorant. :)

This is why I listen to bands like MSI. Because they make fun of people like you.

Posted by Fred | September 14, 2008 12:48 PM | Reply to this

Almost all of you...

Fred, I think you were the first one to judge by calling people a "tard" and somehow I think you are the one who is judging me because I don't like their music.

Posted by apple | September 15, 2008 8:44 AM | Reply to this

Almost all of you...

You're so good at proving yourself wrong!

I just feel bad for you because you were the one who said anything in the first place.

This is my retaliation and my opinion. Obviously I know it doesn't really MATTER to you. I'm just saying my piece. Freedom of speech and all that!

So I'm not judging you.. And notice, I only said shit about the people who were bad mouthing my favorite band.

Music. Assholes. That's what most of you are!

Let people like what they like and stop acting like your insignificant opinion really matters to anyone.

;)

Posted by Fred | September 18, 2008 12:03 AM | Reply to this

Almost all of you...

I love the fact you would think I care.

Posted by apple | September 15, 2008 8:54 AM | Reply to this

msi

they dont come out to see their fans coz there isnt any, they do it because they are good musicians and respect that if it wasnt for fans, they wouldnt be where they are now!

and i agree,a poster of the group would be better than just Lyn-z ....but oh well!

Posted by arron chapman | September 12, 2008 5:12 PM | Reply to this

msi

"they do it because they are good musicians and respect that if it wasnt for fans, they wouldnt be where they are now!"

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH No if it wasn't for Mrs Gerard Way, they DEFINATELY wouldn't be where they are now.

Posted by apple | September 12, 2008 5:43 PM | Reply to this

msi

Who actually gives a fuck if msi are famous because lynz married gerard? Jesus christ talk about something new now its getting really boring listening to you go on and on. It isnt exactly msi's fault that all you do is listen to mainstream bands (and kerrang like to feature only them) and that you were to to wrapped up in listening to bands who like to be mainstream then listen to underground bands. If you havent got anything good to contribute to this then fuck off, its as simple as that, theres no need to keep making an twat of yourself moaning about bands you hate/posters which you want.

Posted by lucie | September 12, 2008 7:35 PM | Reply to this

msi

Agree'd.

Posted by Fred | September 14, 2008 12:52 PM | Reply to this

msi

Thanks!

Posted by lucie | September 14, 2008 3:25 PM | Reply to this

msi

If everyone had the same opinion and liked the same bands it would make for a very boring board. I think if you looked closer all boards have people who hate/like bands, it's makes a more lively and interesting boards.

I actaully asked for ONE poster and who cares. I voice support the bands I like and I voice my opinion on bands I don't (THAT is why the boards are here). You don't agree with me, that is fine.

Posted by apple | September 15, 2008 8:50 AM | Reply to this

msi

But even so if someone likes a certain band and you dont theres no need to attack them about it

Posted by lucie | September 15, 2008 3:58 PM | Reply to this

msi

I don't attack people PERSONALLY or call them "tards" or anything. My opinions are just in general observation and are on the group themselves.
I didn't expect to get dogs abuse in return, talk about a witch hunt. JEEZ but it hasn't changed my opinion and I really don't expect anyone to care.

Posted by apple | September 15, 2008 5:28 PM | Reply to this

msi

If you say so :/

Posted by Fred | September 15, 2008 5:51 PM | Reply to this

msi

I do, thanks

Posted by apple | September 16, 2008 1:11 PM | Reply to this

msi

i no i understand that, and sorry if it seemed that i was directing my comment to just you it was to everyone aswell, it just gets boring to see people go on about the same thing all the time, i dont care if you dont like the band im sure there are probably bands you love who i hate, i respect your opinion and everything cause its what you think and im not going to judge you because of that but people just go on about the same thing all the time and it seems they're trying to prove a point but they're not. Im not even a fan of msi but as i said before it just gets dull seeing that people have been going on about this for over a year now.

Posted by lucie | September 16, 2008 5:40 PM | Reply to this

Lol,

mm as for the Jimmy Urine "You don't get it" shit, this man is a complete arsehole and you numbnuts fill his bank account and he's quite literally pissing all over you.

I was kinda hoping the other 3 would have slapped him down by now, he's an arrogant arse people, not some musical genius with a quirky underlying message that only those that get him understand.

Posted by bored | September 12, 2008 7:35 PM | Reply to this

Anyone who uses 'lol' deserves to die. I didn't bother reading your message...I figured my brain would explode from the pure stupidity of it all.

Posted by Fred | September 14, 2008 12:55 PM | Reply to this

"I figured my brain would explode from the pure stupidity of it all."

Real mature Fred but then again as someone who thinks MSI "rule", I would expect nothing else. I'm surprised your brain hasn't exploded already when you fill your ears with MSI. ASSHOLE

Posted by B | September 15, 2008 11:40 AM | Reply to this

"Anyone who uses 'lol' deserves to die"

As do fuckwits like yourself who can't take another persons opinion.

Posted by Sue | September 15, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply to this

I bet he's just nicey nicey to his fans outside of gigs because he's putting it on, he actually thinks the fans are scum when they get back on the bus

Posted by Trollkiller | September 15, 2008 4:17 PM | Reply to this

MSI

right, ave just red all the comment rippin MSI n tbh i think u're all pathetic if u diss the band, who could honestly give a flying fxck if u hate them ... thats you're choice.
U don't have to sodding broadcast it across the whole soddin world.
I get why sum of u may not like MSI ... fair enuf ... some of the stuff Jimmy does say is mean, but then again all the fans know thats his nature to be like that. I have been to 2 MSI shows and everytime i have been i have enjoyed it so much. And every member of the band have come out to sign autographs and they do have a good chat to ya. Ok most you will probably have different opinions about what i've written, but the point is that all your doin is wastin ur sweet arse time rippin MSI wen u cud be doin somethin more imporant in ur life. I ADORE msi ever since i first heard them and i loved them the first time i saw them in Manchester academy and tht wz my first gig.
Most of u will say MSI r only "famous" now because of Lyn-Z marryin Gerard, but they actually took their sweet arse time workin their way up. If you actually know anything MSI you would know that they didn't want to sign up to any huge record deal because they wanted to keep their music how they want it, and in a way how the can express themselves.

I couldn't give a flyin fxck about what you think about what i've written, but tbh if u don't like MSI thats your problem not every1 elses, so STFU. Nuff sed

I love you MSI

Posted by Tasha x | September 12, 2008 7:47 PM | Reply to this

MSI

Whoop you go girl!!
xxx

Posted by sam | September 12, 2008 8:00 PM | Reply to this

MSI

thanks, its true tho :D
MSI rocks!!!

Posted by Tasha x | September 12, 2008 8:11 PM | Reply to this

MSI

agreed
xxx

Posted by sam | September 12, 2008 8:17 PM | Reply to this

MSI

WOOOO, im glad someone agrees!!

msi are fucking amazing and jimmy urine isnt an arsehole, hes a funny dude!! love him :)

Posted by arron | September 14, 2008 10:42 AM | Reply to this

MSI

Gud shit! Gud fuckin shit! MSI = awesome

Posted by Hannah | September 12, 2008 8:06 PM | Reply to this

The Academy Is

I would just like to say the review talking about the new album by The Academy Is (Fast times at Barrington High) was a bit to far do you not agree?
Looking at the reviews that you do alot of the time it is pretty bad bands that you put 4 Ks at the end so please dont critise someone for something that you probably wont be able to come up with all by yourself i think its a bit of a hating attitude and your suppost to be a good magazine i think i may stop buying it.
But if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all and if you dont like the album dont be so offensive

Posted by Victoria Valentine | September 13, 2008 1:34 AM | Reply to this

Kelly Osbourne and Axl Rose?

The burning question of last week said that he was pursuing Kelly Osbourne romantically, and i was disgusted to see TWO comments printed slaggin off this legend for being ginger! Okay, yeah, he's old so him and Kelly would be a bit EW, but not because he has ginger hair! Hayley Williams dyes her hair ginger, and that's not a problem, you're all rushing to get a piece of her! Surely the fact the someone so gorgeous can look even better with ginger hair is a sign to all the hair colour-ist neanderthals out there that there is fuck all wrong with it, it is just a hair colour, you dont dislike someone for being brunette do you! "She wont go out with that brunette minge!" you dont hear that do you! Even Kerrang's Pandora had red hair, Aaron Gillespie, even Annette Olzen has just dyed hers the same. No, it is not 'pepper red' or any other code name for ginger, PURE SOLID HOT GINGER ALRIGHT! ALSO Bert Mccracken has had bits of red in his hair and Kelly dated him. Thankyou, and goodnight.

Posted by Raychel | September 13, 2008 2:04 PM | Reply to this

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Posted by Anna | September 13, 2008 5:18 PM | Reply to this

Chinese Horoscope(freakishly Correct) 6 months ago

CHiNESE HOROSCOPE[freakishly correct]
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN..T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON..T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON..T CHEAT OR YOU..LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3

IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

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WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

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6 months ago

Posted by Nob Head | September 13, 2008 5:58 PM | Reply to this

Tokio Hotel

A nice poster of Tokio Hotel would go down very well (;

And so would a biiiig poster of AFI cuz we love them sooooo much !!

Please kerrang?

Ill buy you forever if you do (:

xxx

Posted by fionaa | September 15, 2008 7:28 PM | Reply to this

Tokio Hotel

Honey . . . Kerrang is a Rock magazine . . . And you want them to publish a Tokio Hotel poster?!?! Are you f*cking crazy or what?! Tokio Hotel is just a (huge) piece of shit !

And Kerrang, put some SlipKnoT posters ! |m|

Stay (sic) !

Posted by Jessica | September 19, 2008 3:35 PM | Reply to this

2 CDs here?

ehmm..
someone can say me if in this
issue are the 2 CDs..
pleease!!!

Posted by HELENA | September 16, 2008 6:26 PM | Reply to this

Where's my poster?:(

Where's the Nightwish poster I repeatedly asked you to put in?:(
I ain't buying this issue coz tbh it's crap
Oh btw..I hate MSI aswell, I think I only like 2 of their songs but I HONESTLY can't stand them as a band
X[
:)
PS. Hurry up with my goddamn Nightwish poster :|:|:|:|

Posted by Catrina | September 17, 2008 12:07 AM | Reply to this