The Dillinger Escape Plan - The world's most extreme band laid bare!
Plus: Mikey Way rejoins My Chemical Romance, Metallica get acoustic for charity show, Biffy Clyro escape arrest in New York, The Bronx rock Iceland, Lostprophets' Jamie Oliver faces the Random Question Generator, Mindless Self Indulgence prove they're up for anything, The Used, Gallows and Aiden rock Australia as the Taste Of Chaos tour goes Down Under, Introducing Engel and The Color Fred, and Enter Shikari's Rou Reynolds tells us the last time he did something he shouldn't have...
And: Free posters! Starring AFI, Serj Tankian, Angels & Airwaves, Coheed & Cambria and You Me At Six.
WHERE MADINA LAKE!? this mag gone crap now :'( more madina lake =]
Posted by Lexxi | November 6, 2007 5:45 PM | Reply to this
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So what you expect them to build a whole magazine around one band. All of a sudden this mag is crap because one band that you like isn't in one issue. They have enough coverage as it is.
Posted by Saulie | November 6, 2007 5:53 PM | Reply to this
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thats wat YOU think =]
Posted by Lexxi | November 7, 2007 6:43 AM | Reply to this
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LOL
How sad eh?
'All of a sudden this mag is crap because one band that you like isn't in one issue'
Exactly. What would make it crap was if it was just focused on one band.
Posted by deadlilbeast | November 7, 2007 3:01 PM | Reply to this
lol madina lake
madina lake are guy on a right said fred scale! there music is generic and boring too.
Thank god Kerrang have a decent band on the cover for a change, although the cover nearly put my off buying it lol
Posted by ben | November 9, 2007 6:01 PM | Reply to this
lol madina lake
[if u r callin ML which i am not quite sure as i am a generally confused person] U SIR SUCK ASS!
Posted by Lexxi | November 13, 2007 5:07 PM | Reply to this
XS
Just a small complaint. Much as i appreciate the AFI poster (Kerrang! 1184)... Why do you then have to take the piss out of Davey in a picture caption on an Avenged Sevenfold article. Ususally.. fine. But you've just given my best mates reason to say 'Sevenfold are better than AFI' for the rest of our lives. YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.
Kerrang needs more death metal, more melodic guitar solo's, drop your guitars to b, and bree.
it needs more bands like job for a cowboy, medina lake are rubbish, bullet for my valentine are a disgrace to metal, and trivium are just turninig into a metallica tribute band. there needs to be a different band in kerrang, unlike enter shikari, the gallows and bring me the horizon, wheres theres thousands of bands like them around.
Posted by BreeSquee | November 20, 2007 9:18 AM | Reply to this
yea madina lake rule!
def have more of them
the mag still rules though!
and The Dillinger Escape Plan?
wtf! LMAO!
randomized :P
Posted by jak | November 6, 2007 5:48 PM | Reply to this
Woot!
yeah more AFI posters, my walls are bare... made my month with the poster. no wait more AFI in general. Even some Blaqk Audio will be nice.
Posted by nicole | November 17, 2007 4:25 AM | Reply to this
WOOO
my week just got made with the whole AFI POSTER
geeze we need more AFI coverage in this country
theyre so underrated over here
more AFI please
Posted by meggy | November 6, 2007 5:49 PM | Reply to this
Yeah, an AFI poster, woo! Have no clue who the band on the cover are. Some Panic! updates would be much apreciated kerrang!
Thanks for yet another issue which looks to be fab!
Posted by Saulie | November 6, 2007 5:50 PM | Reply to this
I reallyyyyy wish this could be available in the united states!
is there anyway for me to get it? because this is the best magazing everr.
:)
Posted by christina norberg | November 6, 2007 5:52 PM | Reply to this
YMA6 are in loads now. I'#ve been around ages, but enver in, then as soon as they get big they're in like, every issue.
More about ES tour please, that'll probably be next week though.
More on ML as well please. They're pretty amazing.
(Y)
Posted by Becca | November 6, 2007 5:53 PM | Reply to this
wtf @ sonny moore being in k!
he isn't rock
and this is like a rock magazine...
-confusion-
D:
Posted by annnnnnna | November 6, 2007 5:58 PM | Reply to this
WAHEYYY!! AFI!
Finally an AFI poster! Now we just need Blaqk Audio! Lol. Cool issue, but Dillinger Escape Plan? [Vomits]
Posted by wiL | November 6, 2007 6:00 PM | Reply to this
This Dillinger Escape Plan doesn't to seem very popular. Either people haven't heard of them or they dislike them.
Did K! get them on their cover because they were the only band who K! could get to go half nude?
Posted by Saulie | November 6, 2007 6:05 PM | Reply to this
DEP
Dillinger escape plan Effin rock! the are prob the best group in music right now. If you havent heard of them then where have you been? and if you don't like them then you are prob a loser scene kid who knows nothing about proper music and you opinion doesn't count anyway. DEP are popular, just not with the type of people that read Kerrang!
Posted by ben | November 9, 2007 5:48 PM | Reply to this
DEP
i would just like to say how much i hate the majority of kerrang readers (especially the ones over the age of 14 as u should know better) as they are all sell out wannabe scene kid fags.
if u dont know who DEP are its because u dont listen to the genre theyr from, because u r too busy straightening ur hair.also kerrang, try not to cover them much more however as u have the amazing ability to make a good band become popular with a load of faggy trend followers (im of course talking about bmth).and u should stick to ur main stream piss
Posted by dean | November 20, 2007 2:09 AM | Reply to this
Random Jive
Oh wow!
How to make magazine sell!
How shallow!
Three topless men!
Yummy! woOp!
anyways i'll be buying!
www.myspace.com/subpopculture87
Posted by Dylan | November 6, 2007 6:06 PM | Reply to this
mikeys back
mikeys back wahey !!!!!
mcr aint da same wiv out him
been on holiday nd me mate bought me ma mags nd i gotta say the poster of jared leto is very smexiness !!!!!
got no room left on me walls tho hahaha
keep rockin out kerrang dudes nd dudettes !!!!! :)
did you just imply DEP are emo? oh my fucking god! what the fuck! they are about as far removed from emo as physically possible. they are mathcore btw :)
Posted by ben | November 9, 2007 5:51 PM | Reply to this
TDEP
The Dillinger Escape Plan isn't EMO!
Have you even heard them?
Thank God they finally have someone one here besides faggy shit like MCR!!!
Posted by Christina | November 14, 2007 8:50 PM | Reply to this
What the hell matt? TDEP EMO?!?!?!?! Shut the fuck up you tool!, it's about time a decent band got into kerrang, its shame that real EMO BANDS such as MCR and Enter Shikapoo get their weekly coverage, TDEP have released the album of the year but no...you EMO's won't realise that because you're to busy with your generic crap BTW Enter Shikapoo are NOT original they were not the first band to mix chav beats with "metal" so yeah fuck all you EMO's pick up some devil sold his soul or architects!
Tom
Posted by A Fragile Hope | November 6, 2007 7:38 PM | Reply to this
What the hell matt? TDEP EMO?!?!?!?! Shut the fuck up you tool!, it's about time a decent band got into kerrang, its shame that real EMO BANDS such as MCR and Enter Shikapoo get their weekly coverage, TDEP have released the album of the year but no...you EMO's won't realise that because you're to busy with your generic crap BTW Enter Shikapoo are NOT original they were not the first band to mix chav beats with "metal" so yeah fuck all you EMO's pick up some devil sold his soul or architects!
Tom
Posted by A Fragile Hope | November 6, 2007 7:38 PM | Reply to this
ERM......=\
Re: Tom....erm, not quite sure what planet you're on but Enter Shikari aren't emo....in a slightest.....I understand why some people think MCR are emo, even thought they're not, I'm not sure enter shikari would particulary liked to be called emo...........
Posted by Sorry you're a fu*ktard | November 13, 2007 5:24 PM | Reply to this
ERM......=\
this guy is right enter shikari arent emo, what are you on about? they are scene.they got a synthesiser (wow never seen a band use that before) and put in some half arsed generic screamo guitar riffs and drum beats, throw in the occasional deep growl and top themselves off with a nice tony and guy hair cut.iv never heard anything like them, except for a million other bands who none of u will know as u dont listen to music not mentioned in kerrang.
Posted by dean | November 20, 2007 2:18 AM | Reply to this
What the hell matt? TDEP EMO?!?!?!?! Shut the fuck up you tool!, it's about time a decent band got into kerrang, its shame that real EMO BANDS such as MCR and Enter Shikapoo get their weekly coverage, TDEP have released the album of the year but no...you EMO's won't realise that because you're to busy with your generic crap BTW Enter Shikapoo are NOT original they were not the first band to mix chav beats with "metal" so yeah fuck all you EMO's pick up some devil sold his soul or architects!
Tom
Posted by A Fragile Hope | November 6, 2007 7:38 PM | Reply to this
Tbh mate, you're just as bad. Someone calls a band you like emo, you moan, then do EXACTLY the same thing.
Enter Shikari aren't emo, go look up what emo means before making assumptions.
Posted by paul | November 6, 2007 8:37 PM | Reply to this
ERGH SHUT UP HYPOCRIT!!!!!!!
fukin hypocritical cunt!!!!!!!! u hav a go at sum1 for calling dillinger escape plan emo ( fair do's) and then you go call my chem emo. for fuk sick im sik o all this emo nonsense. oh wt the fuk im not gunna sit here nd defend emo- BUT GET THIS THRU YA THIN SKULL MCR AINT EFIN EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ERGH!!!
Posted by Nabeela | November 13, 2007 5:10 PM | Reply to this
mikey
im soo happ that mikeys back in mcr hes so damn sxc!!!!!lol
you guys need more paramore,madina lake,39stm n mcr there lyk the best bands EVA
I am soooooooooo buying this issue!!!!! :D
One thing though...
About a year ago now, you gave a free cd away which was made up of the songs that inspired MCR. I (and I'm sure many others) would like Kerrang to do more of these. Maybe a KSE or ES one?
x
Posted by happy person :) | November 6, 2007 8:43 PM | Reply to this
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
Mikey's back!! wahoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
An AFI poster!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!
Taste Of Chaos!!
21 DAYSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
oh wow, life is good =) you guys rock =)
xxxxxxxxx
Ahh I can't buy this magazine with that cover, what would my mom and dad think. I really liked some of the stuff in that mag but I can't buy it, maybe I could rip off the cover.
Posted by Brian | November 6, 2007 8:54 PM | Reply to this
Ahh
haha i had the same problem
my mum was standing right there
so i turned it upside down at the counter then stuffed it into my bag
Posted by karishma | November 15, 2007 4:03 PM | Reply to this
Ahh
what are you, 14, 15? poor you
the band on the front cover already hate you :)
Posted by dean | November 20, 2007 2:13 AM | Reply to this
yup yup!
oooo.....ooooo i am sooo gonna get this weekz....itz got angels and airwaves poster....HELL YEA! n mikeyz in it...=]
get more Rammstein please any chance of posters of them too please and Metallica xox
Posted by Amy | November 6, 2007 9:56 PM | Reply to this
i agree
i agree with RIOT!
Posted by Amy | November 6, 2007 9:58 PM | Reply to this
MORE
MORE POSTERS OF RAMMSTEIN AND METALLICA,EMIGRATE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Amy | November 6, 2007 10:04 PM | Reply to this
Mikey
Euhm, Mikey came back in August.
Posted by Josh | November 6, 2007 10:29 PM | Reply to this
Fightstar
Awesome issue this week. Shame we seem to be getting less Fightstar in the mag each week, but it's good to have new bands!
I will tell you a band I haven't seen in Kerrang! in a long time; The Offspring. Great band, with a new album hopefully coming out soon, yet no Kerrang! articles. Ahhh... Well... Not the end of the world!
Yay so glad Mikey is back! And just in time for when i see them on the 15th :D
Would like to see maybe a paramore poster soon! lol :P
Posted by Grace | November 6, 2007 11:11 PM | Reply to this
Gay cover but what was said about the Aussie TOC Tour? I was there and it was fucking awesome especially Aiden, The Used and Rise Against.
Oh, and Gallows are pish
Posted by David Rae | November 7, 2007 3:05 AM | Reply to this
Dillinger escape plan
Dillinger escape played at Reading festival 2002. Their lead singer shat in a bag and threw it at the crowd. I'm serious. MSI eat your heart out!
I hope Aiden have got a good review. If not, I'll be giving you the Chris Benoit treatment!
Posted by Sean D | November 7, 2007 8:09 AM | Reply to this
I have said it before and will say it again
Please put in a picture of Evil Jared from bloodhound gang in ur mag and how about a review of the get happy tour?
And will all u emo fucks shut up and go and kill urselfs already, im not a big dilinger fan but its gr8 to see that K is covering something other than those pussy ass bands that u lot are all crying about. And u wouldn’t be moaning if it was a weedy little runt wearing makeup half naked, would u now just scared of a bit of muscle and what real men should look like rather than ur girly boy faggots.
Also mindless self indulgence rule again something that’s just lost on u fuck-wits its gr8 to see them having coverage even though it is just cuz they have some connection with my chemical toilets.
So in conclusion to my rant nice one on printing some stuff that isn’t emo and please please please give us a massive Evil Jared poster of him in his wife beater or just plane naked will do, thanking u very ta.
Posted by Angharad | November 7, 2007 9:34 AM | Reply to this
I have said it before and will say it again
Thank you for talking sense about msi
o hate all this popularity shit
its ruining them
Posted by rich | November 7, 2007 12:52 PM | Reply to this
MCR!!!
MCR haha it make me laught that ppl cn even lyk them. gerrard wai is a D##k head, he practicly inventted emo and then he slags use off. and then use still stick by him and shiz.
emo rules!!!!
mcr suck and are full of s##t!!!
xnortyxnatx
Posted by nathan | November 7, 2007 10:25 AM | Reply to this
MCR!!!
Shut up.
Your obviously like 12.
'Emo' started long before My chemical shitbag.
Try the late 80's early 90's.
Jimmy Eat World?
The promise ring?
Sunny Day Real Estate?
how r u an idiot!! how did he invent emo u complete an utter moron, i wud love to line up u and ppl like u, get a gun, and then batter wi the blunt end of the gun cos a bullet wud b 2 good 4 u. if u dont like MCR then fuck off and dont comment about them twat features!
Posted by nathan=penis | November 7, 2007 10:33 AM | Reply to this
oh dear god
what are you on about nathan ,shut up,gerard didnt invent emo,mcr never was emo, and never will be emo,emo is not people is a type of music that dyed years ago,god you have no idea what emo is you idiot.
Posted by gothchick | November 7, 2007 11:27 AM | Reply to this
SHUT THE HELL UP JERK
shut up NATHAN!!!!!! i cant say nething that the above two hant sed already- excep the fact that ur a complete dumbasss!!!!!!
p.s you need to learn how to fukin spell!!!!!!
Posted by Nabeela | November 7, 2007 4:06 PM | Reply to this
oh dear god
Dyed? Spellcheck much? Ugh. You're all idiots. By 2050 the average IQ of humans will be around about 4.
Posted by Bitchface | November 12, 2007 1:43 PM | Reply to this
mcr can lick my sweaty arse crack
Well i was sat here flicking thru stuff on the site and heard someone saying that geard way has had a hard time blah blah blah so i thought well lets have a look to see what i can find out about him like maybe he does deserve a brake well what i found was that he saw 9/11 happen (big whoop tragic thing but so did allot of other people and other people also lost family and what not in it) and that he had problems with alcohol and drugs well in all honesty big fucking deal there’s allot of people out there who have problems like that or worse its quite a normal thing these days (not that im saying its a good thing) but my point being they don’t go whining about it in song and make our ears bleed with the silly nonsense they grow some and get on with the hand that life has dealt them. So will all u fucks just go shut the fuck up about how great they are and how much he has suffered because more fool u im sure he's suffering now with all you'se dumb fucks money in his pockets.
oh aye and please will u give a us a masive Evil Jared poster kind sirs at Kerrang
Posted by fenrir | February 7, 2008 12:38 PM | Reply to this
sorry
sorry meant Gerard Way befor sum one calls me a retard for not spelling his name properly
Posted by angharad | November 7, 2007 12:13 PM | Reply to this
yay yay yay!
you me at six poster =D hehe.. can you do a extra large madina lake poster please??? ^^
Posted by Amber | November 7, 2007 1:30 PM | Reply to this
This weeks K!
OMG!!
MCR, A7X AND ELLIOT MINOR!!!!
K! I love you more than i did last week
Yey Mikey is back...that means Frank is happy!! (even though i thought he was back a while ago lol). Could we have a poster of Mikey by himself please oh and one of Jeph Howard (The Used)
I would love to see more Elliot Minor a poster would be nice XD. I love them sooooo much.
Oh and if you could give an update on P!ATD or somthing....that would be cool.
is this uk tour true or false because people keep saying its a lie and who is supporting paramore is it really new found glory ?? please post this in k!
Can't you write more about Funeral for a Friend? You haven't been so good at that. :(
Posted by Sofia | November 7, 2007 3:54 PM | Reply to this
MORE FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND!
Can't you write more about Funeral for a Friend? You haven't been so good at that. :(
Posted by Sofia | November 7, 2007 3:55 PM | Reply to this
MORE FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND!
Can't you write more about Funeral for a Friend? You haven't been so good at that. :(
Posted by Sofia | November 7, 2007 3:55 PM | Reply to this
bfmv!
MORE BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE THERE THE BEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by layla | November 7, 2007 4:29 PM | Reply to this
RE: MORE FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND!
I totally agree with u Sofia - its been quite a few weeks since we've seen anything of the lucious FFAF boys - but when their 2nd UK tour of the year starts (December) they'll be back with avengence!!
Can't wait to see them live again for the 2nd time this year!
FFAF Rock......Period!
Anyone who disagrees should get their hearing checked...... ;-)
Posted by MJ | November 7, 2007 4:48 PM | Reply to this
Elliot Minor
Lex is right, you need an Elliot Minor poster!
I don't like your review of them though.
Only 2 K's?
They clearly deserve more than that. They are all really talented guys!
I've been to a few of EM's gigs, and i have to say they were amazing. I don't know about the London crowd, but out of the gigs i have been to, alot of guys were at those gigs.
you really should get the facts right to be honest.
All the guys are genuinely nice guys and they write their own songs.
Posted by Hammy | November 7, 2007 5:28 PM | Reply to this
ELLIOT MINOR!!!!
tht review talked a load of rubbish, they were great! and they do right all their own songs, every time i have went they came out to talk to us and have always been lovely, and yeah a elliot minor poster would be great,
they deserved 5 K's well from what i saw at the newcastle one anyway!!!!
Posted by Ash | November 7, 2007 6:02 PM | Reply to this
ELLIOT MINOR!!!!
tht review talked a load of rubbish, they were great! and they do right all their own songs, every time i have went they came out to talk to us and have always been lovely, and yeah a elliot minor poster would be great,
they deserved 5 K's well from what i saw at the newcastle one anyway!!!!
Posted by Ash | November 7, 2007 6:02 PM | Reply to this
ELLIOT MINOR!!!!
tht review talked a load of rubbish, they were great! and they do right all their own songs, every time i have went they came out to talk to us and have always been lovely, and yeah a elliot minor poster would be great,
they deserved 5 K's well from what i saw at the newcastle one anyway!!!!
Posted by Ash | November 7, 2007 6:02 PM | Reply to this
I went to 4 major supermarkets and they all didn't have this issue. Is anyone else the same or is it just me?
Posted by guitarscreech101 | November 7, 2007 6:05 PM | Reply to this
whoeveer is slating gerard way is just so silly, he is so awesome and id like 2 hear u saying youve bin through any of these things, neway im just glad he's happy, clean and has got amazing people who love him with him!..mikeys backk woooo, never wa the same without him! did u see his hair at NME's..awesome or whatt!!! and gerard wore a waistcoat :O ahhhh :) anyway, more MCR stuff please, they rock..!
Posted by yazz 4 gee way | November 7, 2007 6:08 PM | Reply to this
Elliot Minor Gig Review
The Elliot Minor gig review was very unfair. I have seen them live 5 times now and they have always been great. Their songs are all written by them and the lyrics actually mean something. Ive met them and they are a really cool group of guys.
Theyve worked really hard to get where they are and deserve lots of credit for it!
Posted by Josh I | November 7, 2007 6:11 PM | Reply to this
Elliot Minor Review
I'm Sorry but i've been to 2 Elliot Minor gigs and they were GREAT, it was unfair to say their lyrics wernt theirs, when Alex writes them himself and some of the remarks were HARSH. and 2K'S?! WTF, 5 MORE LIKE.
wtf is he on about with that review on elliot minor.
it isn't even a review of the gig.
its insulting the integrity of the bands music and spreading stupid rumours.
elliot minor are amazing and i should know i've met them and seen them live more then once.
tbh ryan bird is just one big prick
Posted by claire | November 7, 2007 6:28 PM | Reply to this
ELLIOT MINOR REVIEW!
Ryan Bird Is Just A Big Dildo!
That Was Unfair And Untrue What He Wrote About Elliot Minor!..They Are Truly Amazing!! =]
I Know Bcuz I Have Seen Them Perform Live In Wolvo Not Too Long Ago..And Met Them Afterwards!..They Are So Down To Earth And Shouldnt Be Disrespected Like That!!
Ryan Bird Is Just A Jealous Hobo!!
Why Would They Use Other Peoples Lyrics...Stupid Man!
Elliot Minor Are One Of The Best Bands Around Now And Deserve A Chance..And Not Insults From Pathetic People Like Bird!!
You Guys Rock...Elliot Minor!! <3
Posted by Steviee | November 7, 2007 6:52 PM | Reply to this
ELLIOT MINOR REVIEW
the elliot minor review was shit!!
i hate the guy who wrote it screw him....i hate him..just because girls like a band does not mean that the band are a pop band and incapable of being a rock band!!! how dare he say stuff like that about them and they are right he was not only insulting to thems but to all their fans male and female, but mostly to their female fans!!
huh! you guys should be expecting to hear from all of their many many fans......his opinion is his opinion but it darn well sucks somebody buy that chap some decent music or send people who actually know what real music and originality are because he obviously wouldnt know it if it slapped him in the face......and i happen to think and know thousands more think that they are so original and that their lyrics are out of this world amazing........and they play the best live show i have ever seen in my life........most bands arent that great live but i mean ELLIOT MINOR are even better live....and to be able to do that alone...makes them god dAMNED amazing!!!!
i cant believe that git!!!!
........................idiot!!!!!!!
the elliot minor review was shit!!
i hate the guy who wrote it screw him....i hate him..just because girls like a band does not mean that the band are a pop band and incapable of being a rock band!!! how dare he say stuff like that about them and they are right he was not only insulting to thems but to all their fans male and female, but mostly to their female fans!!
huh! you guys should be expecting to hear from all of their many many fans......his opinion is his opinion but it darn well sucks somebody buy that chap some decent music or send people who actually know what real music and originality are because he obviously wouldnt know it if it slapped him in the face......and i happen to think and know thousands more think that they are so original and that their lyrics are out of this world amazing........and they play the best live show i have ever seen in my life........most bands arent that great live but i mean ELLIOT MINOR are even better live....and to be able to do that alone...makes them god dAMNED amazing!!!!
i cant believe that git!!!!
........................idiot!!!!!!!
the elliot minor review was shit!!
i hate the guy who wrote it screw him....i hate him..just because girls like a band does not mean that the band are a pop band and incapable of being a rock band!!! how dare he say stuff like that about them and they are right he was not only insulting to thems but to all their fans male and female, but mostly to their female fans!!
huh! you guys should be expecting to hear from all of their many many fans......his opinion is his opinion but it darn well sucks somebody buy that chap some decent music or send people who actually know what real music and originality are because he obviously wouldnt know it if it slapped him in the face......and i happen to think and know thousands more think that they are so original and that their lyrics are out of this world amazing........and they play the best live show i have ever seen in my life........most bands arent that great live but i mean ELLIOT MINOR are even better live....and to be able to do that alone...makes them god dAMNED amazing!!!!
i cant believe that git!!!!
........................idiot!!!!!!!
that reviewr is an idiot!!! the band r proper ace AND DO WRITE THEIR OWN STUFF!!! I have seen them live a few times and they dont fail to amaze me with their talent every time! and they always make time for their fans! Just because girls like rock bands dont make bands boybands/popbands. So the fact that I love bands like Queen as well would that make them a boyband/popband??? These guys make fantastic music and have more talent in their little fingers than Ryan Bird has in his whole body!
Posted by Vicki | November 8, 2007 3:17 PM | Reply to this
Elliot minor Reveiw & Ryan Bird
I am disgusted and appauled that one of kerrangs writers could be so down right rude hurtful and disgusting the way Ryan Bird treated Elliot minor in the lastes issue of kerrang mag there was no need for any of it...
I know the guys and they write all their own material and are one of the best up and comming bands of the time. There gigs are fantastic and he knows nothing of what he babbles about
I personally would like to see him get a reprimand or even better the sack as he is a complete ass and does not deserve to be in the job hers in.
Please Please kerrang do some thing about this waste of space you have writing articals for your mag.
A very angry Elliot minor Fan !!!
Posted by Donna | November 7, 2007 7:02 PM | Reply to this
ryan bird
you fucktard
go crawl back to your hole
I have been to every EM gig possible in my area this year they are fucking fantastic how the fuck you can slate them
go fuck ya self..
they DO write there own songs and Alex and Ed have being writing together since they were at school..
so GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS RIGHT MATE
Posted by princessminor | November 7, 2007 7:18 PM | Reply to this
Kerrang Magazine
kerrang magazine has become worse and worse each time I pick it up in a shop to flick through, not enough metal is reviewed, all too much 'emo' and indie these days and popular bands. Kerrang used to have a good mix of metal and rock and now it seems to just go where the money is to sell its magazines, instead of doing it for the fans. Kerrang should go back to the days where it was just and reviewed different things. Also remember that magazines have their own opinion which they are entitled too and if people do not agree then its what people in the real world call differences where they get over them and let it go not asking for someone to be sacked.
Posted by Stoli | November 7, 2007 7:22 PM | Reply to this
I am so annoyed at what Ryan Bird has written about Elliot Minor in this weeks Kerrang!
Yeah he's entitled to his own opinion but he hardly talked about their music and attacked Elliot Minor as people AND he attacked their fans which is just so low and pathetic.
How dare he say that if a rock band has female fans it's not a rock band! So are all the classic rock bands like Guns N Roses and Black Sabbath not actually rock bands because they have female fans? No, Ryan Bird is talking out of his behind.
And to say that they don't write their own songs!! Of course they write their own songs, who does he think writes them, the magic song fairy? He should go and get his facts right, they write all of their own songs and they're damn good as well.
Elliot Minor are such an amazing band, they're such nice, down to earth guys and their shows are absolutley amazing! And they deserve so much better than this.
Ryan Bird? What an idiot.
Posted by Emma | November 7, 2007 7:22 PM | Reply to this
YAAAAAAYY!!
YES!! GERARDS HAIR HAS FINALLY GREW BACK!! now all the need to do is dump all the Black Parade shit AND WE SHALL HAVE THE OLD MY CHEM BACK!! YEAAH!! nice to see mikey back!!
Posted by WafflesLuvsMYCHEM!! | November 7, 2007 7:36 PM | Reply to this
mag
:( none of dundee had Kerrang! in stock :( not fair!!!
L
x
Posted by Laura | November 7, 2007 7:36 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird: Elliot Minor
The review was slander against the band members and the fans. He's allowed to dislike the band, but everything was too personally directed. Oh and the female fans thing? Sexist much? I'd go far enough to say he was discriminating women.
wow i mean i was never a fan of nightwish before but once i heard amaranth i just had to go out and buy it and might i say i agree with your review(KKKKK)
wow i mean i was never a fan of nightwish before but once i heard amaranth i just had to go out and buy it and might i say i agree with your review(KKKKK)
hey please get some devil sold his soul posters theyre the best !
I know!..... lets make a base!
Posted by herb | November 7, 2007 7:49 PM | Reply to this
Elliot Minor
Ryan Bird better watch out, because a load of angry Elliot Minor fans [both female AND male, may I add] will be storming up to the Kerrang headquarters pretty soon, because that wasn't an honest review, that was downright offensive.
First of all, he's sexist to even suggest that Elliot Minor can't be a real rock band because they have female fans. Aren't girls allowed to like rock music now? They are also one of the few bands who actually make time for their fans, giving them one of the strongest fanbases I've seen for a while, just take a look at their myspace.
And not only was he extremely offensive to his female fans in particular, he made personal slights on the band themselves. He practically accused them of plagerism! Their lyrics come from the heart, and the result is pretty damn amazing. I can only suggest that he was at a whole different gig.
Ryan Bird obviously couldn't see real talent if it came up and poked him in the eyes.
Posted by Charlotte | November 7, 2007 7:53 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird - Elliot Minor
Yehh true everyones entitled to their own opinion but slating Elliot Minor AND their fans, thats just plain wrong.
tbh it really was too personally directed :|
i have been to atleast 2gigs and they have been PERFECT tbh, just a minor mistake at the london gig, like the mic not working or something and you say their crap basically, you need to buck your ideas up mate.
and saying you dont think they write their own stuff, well thats where your REALLY wrong, i know for a fact they dont steal other peoples ideas, their music is ALL their own. Their music is like nothing ive heard before.
ive benn reading what people say about madina lake mcr and 30stm, everyones heard all thier stories now(well i have).
at times i wounder how you guys come out with new stuff every week about the same bands.
i love the way you manage to cover new up rising bands that hopefully are the next big things
nearly every week i find a new band out of your magazine that i like
and if you dont mine me saying kerrang you should keep it that way, giving us a chance to hear about other bands
every band should have an equal chance of getting heard of rather than every week a magazine full of mcr 30stm or some other popular band
ps i would like to say i think those bands are good but id prefer to hear new stuff now
Posted by conna | November 7, 2007 8:06 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird
what aloada bollox he wrote about elliot minor..
now tbh i am not a huge fan like my friend emma, who is a HUGE fan lol, but i went to see them and they were pretty good, they were very down to earth and care about there fans, so go fuck off Ryan Bird cus they are a cool band, you obviously dont know anything about good groups or good bands, i mean come on, who cares what ya think, bloody ideot!!!
:@:@:@:@:@:@
Wanka
Posted by Adam | November 7, 2007 8:24 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird
what aloada bollox he wrote about elliot minor..
now tbh i am not a huge fan like my friend emma, who is a HUGE fan lol, but i went to see them and they were pretty good, they were very down to earth and care about there fans, so go fuck off Ryan Bird cus they are a cool band, you obviously dont know anything about good groups or good bands, i mean come on, who cares what ya think, bloody ideot!!!
:@:@:@:@:@:@
Posted by Adam | November 7, 2007 8:24 PM | Reply to this
ELLIOT MNOR!!
I'm gonna post here what I have just messaged to Kerrang on myspace as I want other ppl to read it so I am really sorry that it's kinda long........
Ryan Bird's review of Elliot Minor!
How can he have been alloud to publish it??? All he has done is slated the guys!!! That was no review he did! You can't even call it constructive criticism!
He has no idea what hard work those guys put into their music! Their entire heart and soul goes in there! Everything Alex and Ed have ever written has always been their own stuff! Their music is inspirational to alot of us and they are the most unique band I've come across!! Ryan should come to more gigs just to prove himself wrong about these guys!! He obviously blanked out the fact that there's always a good mixture of both male and female fans at Elliot Minor gigs!! Their gigs are never scripted! All they do is have fun and have a laugh with the fans!!
Ryan should also do more research when reviewing a band!!! What makes him suspicious of their lyrics?? And why should they be classed as pop when they clearly aren't and no way are they a manufactured band!! Seriously Ryan, get your facts straight!!
Dayna, Lincolnshire!
Posted by Dayna | November 7, 2007 8:29 PM | Reply to this
Bitchy Review
Ryan Bird = JERK
his review of the ELLIOT MINOR gig at the astoria 2 on fridya 27th was a pile of slader SHIT!!!!! i was there!!! i'll give you a proper review of the gig!!!
amaze! elliot minor never fail to impress! they're catchy, symphnic tunes ecoed round the sold-out venue!!! the only bad point- poor alex davies' guitar broke during his solo in PARRALLEL WORLDS!!!
they are an awesome band, and an amazing bunch of guys!!! They'r so funny, and smell good to =]
and as for "whether their music is their own" or not- HE CAN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS!!! he's just some sad-sap-failed-rockstar!!!
NOTE TO KERRANG:
NEVER LET RYAN BIRD REVIEW AGAIN!!!!
Posted by {[amy]} | November 7, 2007 8:31 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird + the so called Elliot Minor review
Like a lot of the 'true' Elliot Minor fans who have commented on here...I totally agree with them.
I know everyone is entitled to their own opinions...but he has blatently slagged an amazing band off.
And its not just the actual band he's slated....but also the fan base too.
Posted by Emily | November 7, 2007 8:33 PM | Reply to this
Elliot Minor!!
Well said amy and emily!!!
Posted by Dayna | November 7, 2007 8:36 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird + the so called Elliot Minor review
(half my comment didn't appear so here's the other part)
...And how dare he call them a 'manufactured' band who don't write their own songs.I know how hard they have worked to achieve where they are today...so how this guy can slate them for this i don't know.
This guy needs to get his facts straight.
I have seen the band live, twice...and also met them...and they never cease to amaze me.It just seems to me that he must have gone to a different gig or something?
Elliot Minor = Truly Amazing
And I'm sure many others will agree
Posted by Emily | November 7, 2007 8:41 PM | Reply to this
>=[
This IS Getting Beyond A Fucking Joke If I See Another Issue With MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE Inside Im Going To Shit On It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um another great issue of kerrnag a couple of things tho:
1. elliot minor deserved more than 2ks and why werent support bands enjoy destroy and youmeatsix not included they both ruled!
2. dillinger 5ks fck yea!!! miss machine rules and ire works is stunnin too!
3. youmeatsix poster... YES thnx lads!!! howz about a bled poster or the blackout fully clothed!
4. why not much bled in taste of chaos feature? (its still gd but cmon there awesome!)
5. mindless self indulgence fck yea! my m8 played me some songs and since them i was hooked! finally getting the recognition they deserve with or without gerard way!
6. why only 2 pages of reviews??? lol
7. and thnx for the dillinger front page! well done k! for giving less known bands covers (coheed, madina, dillinger etc.) keep up the gd work!!!
i luv uk! and ill keep on buyin till the end which i hope will never come!!!
cheers
and dont comment me back any1 unless its gd i cant be bothered to argue!
peace out
nobre
xx
um another great issue of kerrnag a couple of things tho:
1. elliot minor deserved more than 2ks and why werent support bands enjoy destroy and youmeatsix not included they both ruled!
2. dillinger 5ks fck yea!!! miss machine rules and ire works is stunnin too!
3. youmeatsix poster... YES thnx lads!!! howz about a bled poster or the blackout fully clothed!
4. why not much bled in taste of chaos feature? (its still gd but cmon there awesome!)
5. mindless self indulgence fck yea! my m8 played me some songs and since them i was hooked! finally getting the recognition they deserve with or without gerard way!
6. why only 2 pages of reviews??? lol
7. and thnx for the dillinger front page! well done k! for giving less known bands covers (coheed, madina, dillinger etc.) keep up the gd work!!!
i luv uk! and ill keep on buyin till the end which i hope will never come!!!
cheers
and dont comment me back any1 unless its gd i cant be bothered to argue!
peace out
nobre
xx
I'm sorry but Ryan Birds ''Review'' on Elliot minor was uncalled for.
I am Aware people have their own opinions but this man took it too far.
He slated Them, Imagin how they feel, They have worked so hard for some shitty critic to turn around and say they are some ''pop band''.
And excuse me, why were the fans brought into this?
Whats the difference if they are female, i think you'll find at the Gig In Glasgow King Tuts over 45% were males, What does have Girls as supporters have to do with the quality of playing.
Green Day, My chemical Romance, Madina Lake, Fall Out Boy....you name the band and they WILL have female supporters. Im sorry that was uncalled for.
So Screw you Ryan Bird.
Stop putting other people down.
ok.
Elliot Minor are pretty much the most amazing new band out at the moment, so GET YER FACTS RIGHT MATE...ok?
That review? COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH.
Bunch of inexplicably stupid remarks. If you don't like the band, Ryan Bird, fucking fine with me. But when you take it into your hands to destroy their credibility, you're basically asking for it. Those guys work hard on every single aspect of their music. Even moreso than other bands out there today! It's insulting to the nth degree to have someone out there telling everyone that Elliot Minor is manufactured. That's fucking slander.
Whatever. Let's say he considered that bunch of bull as 'constructive' for the band. That's letting him slide if ever that word had a use before, but to insult the fanbase? No. No fucking way is that ever a decent thing to do. Forgive me for saying so, but any band worth listening to is bound to have female fans! It's fucking idiotic to assume a band can't be 'rock' if they've got female fans! Need you be reminded of the past 'rock' bands with huge success in the female fan category? Jesus. Someone go get this kid a mix tape, for goodness sake...
I'm taking that review as a personal insult, KERRANG!
And Ryan Bird, you can bloody well go jump into fucking full on traffic. Imbecile.
i was insulted....its okay to have an opinion but to go personally insult the band and the FANS is taking it too far...
thats not a review.... its stupidity...
i doubt one elliot minor fan is happy...
they are the most amazing band ive ever heard, ever met.
the nicest guys and for you to go saying the songs arnt their own... well all i can say is you must be jelous...
i cant believe kerrang! even published that review...
Thank fuck that its not MCR on the front,or another shitty emo band.
TDEP's new album = one of THE best albums this year.
FACT.
That is all...
Posted by Stu | November 7, 2007 9:58 PM | Reply to this
Emo
Whoa! Great article on emo! More people need to understand that emo is a great genre of music with some great bands (and no, not bands like MCR or Fall Out Boy, they are NOT emo!!) and not some huge cult of wrist-slitters like the pricks at the Daily Mail say!
Im sick of hearing these sterotypes. I know we'll never get rid of them but people need to educate themselfs to the specific genres ect before commenting.
i dont like the cover of this weeks kerrang,that band naked eww it made me feel sick,i felt like i was buying a trashy magazine kerrang dont ever do that again,im a girl and its gross eww,but anyway i love the article on mcr with mikey back,and the other mcr stuff and mostly everything else apart from that naked band god posers and i think im about to throw up
Posted by gothchick | November 7, 2007 10:05 PM | Reply to this
mcr!!!!
ok, i don't know who's on the cover, but i know mcr is on it!!! yay, mcr owns!! ppor bob broke his arm *tear tear*
Don't worry Katy I heard it was only his wrist he broke. I'm sure he'll be up and about soon =]
Posted by Jodie | November 11, 2007 8:43 PM | Reply to this
i can't believe kerrang are promoting dillinger so much. there actually beginning to care about good bands.
Posted by mit milche | November 7, 2007 10:08 PM | Reply to this
=)
finaly a decent band on the cover! i love all the scene kid's and under 16 year olds comments...Hilarious!
anyway, more hardcore/punk-rock/post-hardocre bands in this mag! which ahs reduced its number of pages only to be filled with either screamo shit bands like BMTH (a music and fashion diaster) or FOB/MCR crazed fans and their 14 year old followers, NOTE: the black parade isnt their only or best ablum
hi kerrang,i havent seen evanescence in kerrang mag for ages,they are my fav band ,and amy lee is my idol,could you like put a massive poster in next issue please id love that
love you evanescence and amy lee!!!!
Posted by gothchick | November 7, 2007 11:20 PM | Reply to this
DEP
Well its about time Dillinger Escape Plan got some decent coverage as its been way overdue so its more relief then anything else. The criminally underrated Miss Machine is such a good record and definatley needed more notice then it actually got given, same goes for the stuff they did with Patton and Calculating Infinity.
There music is challenging and actually trying to break the boundries of music unlike bands such as Madina Lake, Paramore, Fall Out Boy and so forth who seem to be in a comfort zone of playing average music that the mainstream can lap up until the fad fades off and no one cares and then they'll no doubt break up, its like Nu-Metal all over again to be quite honest.
Fuckin aye, I have been down with DEP since the dawn of ages, well actually for like a good long while,i think since 2000, and to be quite honest with you it took myself two years to truely get into that cd and ever since then dillinger kills. I love the stuff they did with Patton because he is nuts. I hate when people proclaim Dave Grohl as god for the shear fact he can play more than one tool, for christ sake Mike Patton has completely revolutionized vocals for years, and i do mean years to come, and if you want to argue, this mother fucker can do it all, if you think otherwise, then you are the dumbest shit ever. Mike Patton is too picky as it is, so joining with DEP for that short time was only for the better. And i have to say Greg Puciato does well with the former vocalist Dimitri and Patton's stuff. As for Ire Works, i dunno, i need to really take it in, it almost sounds like and EP with 4 insteramental tracks. It will be a good cd dont you worry
Posted by Chris | November 8, 2007 6:44 AM | Reply to this
TO NICOLA:
I think the same..he's the beeeets!
Posted by Asiula007 | November 8, 2007 8:31 AM | Reply to this
diru
Please Please Please!!!!! could u put a huge poster of jrock band Dir en grey in one of your issues soon i would be forever happy!!!
Posted by mary-anne | November 8, 2007 9:01 AM | Reply to this
my chem and yma6 and e.m
hey.
thaanks for yet another great issue
really happy bout the mcr spread
and the yma6 poster.
however im really not into the elliot minor review i mean wtf "a bunch of drama students trying to be rock stars"
i mean whats wrong with you.
elliot minor are awesome.
and really good at what they do.
so why slate them?
is there something wrong in your head|
err yeh i think so.
But wtf is worng with Elliot Minor I've been to 2 of there gigs and both were amazing......Wots the point in slating fucking awesome musicians...A bittta talent like theres goes along way.....Finally good music..so don't slte it.
I thikn Madina Lake are a rubbish band but who cares, i suppose everyone needs a fair amount of coverage. If you like Drum n Bass OR metal then check out Shellshock, HEAVY music, fast lyrics mixed up with crazy sounds and awesome growling. Truely a great band. shellshock.tv =) << now thats who they should have in Kerrang!
Thanks
Krypt
Posted by Nabeela | November 8, 2007 2:21 PM | Reply to this
about the convo at the top of the page
madina lake rule
but so does kerrang
Posted by lol | November 8, 2007 3:05 PM | Reply to this
wowies
so glad mikeys back :D
MCR rule
i want kurt cobain back :'(
stupid gun
LOvin aiden at the mo k! they rule :D
Thnx 4 th AFI poster
luv u k!!!!!
xxxx
Posted by coooey | November 8, 2007 4:03 PM | Reply to this
There's a hell of a lot of angry Elliot Minor fans here! Lol!
Also, I don't understand how people can come here and request more MCR every week! Don't be selfish, let other bands get some coverage in K!
Posted by roflmao | November 8, 2007 4:12 PM | Reply to this
haha sorry but.....
my opinion on elloitt minor is that they are totally over rated.......
i have listened to them and can recognise any song of theirs cos THEY ALL SOUND THE FUCKING SAME!
their songs would be alright, but they are repeated over and over and they sound the same. they get too much coverage as it is already dont debate for more....
YM@6 ROCK!! xx
Posted by hannah rogers | November 8, 2007 4:19 PM | Reply to this
haha sorry but.....
my opinion on elloitt minor is that they are totally over rated.......
i have listened to them and can recognise any song of theirs cos THEY ALL SOUND THE FUCKING SAME!
their songs would be alright, but they are repeated over and over and they sound the same. they get too much coverage as it is already dont debate for more....
YM@6 ROCK!! xx
Posted by hannah rogers | November 8, 2007 4:19 PM | Reply to this
haha sorry but.....
my opinion on elloitt minor is that they are totally over rated.......
i have listened to them and can recognise any song of theirs cos THEY ALL SOUND THE FUCKING SAME!
their songs would be alright, but they are repeated over and over and they sound the same. they get too much coverage as it is already dont debate for more....
YM@6 ROCK!! xx
Posted by hannah rogers | November 8, 2007 4:20 PM | Reply to this
Posters and stuff...
Great cover.. yum. I know there are a lot of people slating it, but it was cool. Do you not know rock and roll at all? It's all about the streaking down hotel corridors and walking on stage in your pants and stuff.
YMA6 poster. Awesome.
Get Happy Tour - I'm really disappointed that you guys didn't really talk about AOF or Zebrahead. I went to 3 of the dates, and it was only to see Zebrahead. You NEVER feature them, and they're awesome. Please write something about them, and maybe do a GHT poster special. That would make me very happy.
Posted by sarah | November 8, 2007 4:41 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird (Twat Face) - Shocking Elliot Minor Review
I'd just like to say that Ryan Bird, as much as you're entitled to your own opinion, that didn't so much as sound like an opinion, more a personal insult barrage, towards the guys from Elliot Minor and their female fans, plus more.
I have nothing but the utmost respect for Elliot Minor and how much work they put in. They are amazing and didn't deserve the harsh and unfair words written about them in that so called 'review'!
ryan bird is a twat!!! he owes elliot minor and their fans an appoligy as soon as
plus ppl thought i was buyin a porn mag thanx for tht :P elliot minor kick ass!!! :D:D
Posted by cathy | November 9, 2007 1:17 PM | Reply to this
INCUBUS!!
ah, not enough coverage on them!
i think such an influential band should have more coverage.
do it now!
You can't win, can you Kerrang!? You're either putting too much MCR, FOB, ML or any other band where their fans can't be bothered to type out their full name, and insist on typin evryfink else lik dis megalolz, or Madina Lake aren't mentioned on the cover of this issue, so several people are going to have hissy fits
I for one salute you putting 5 men that actually look like men, and by that I mean guys that aren't sporting (dramatic) fringes and shaving their legs, nekked on the front of this week's cover. I mean, fans of the female-form get alot of eye candy each week, it's nice to have this for a change
It's time somebody bought the sex back to rock 'n' roll. It's just a shame I can't get into Ire Works, because I admire The Dillinger Escape Plan for doing this cover. I speant hours in my room admiring it last night, and I'll probably spend some more hours tonight admiring them as well. It really does take balls (literally) to do a cover like this. I think I'll admire them some more...
Oh I'm gay by the way...and CAPTAIN STATE THE OBVIOUS!! ...and also bored, which is why I've written about 4,283 words in this post. AND WITH THAT I AM OFF!!
HIYA,i just wanna say how awsum the enter shikari gig at the wolvo civic was rou is gggggggaaaaawwwwwjjjjjjjuuuuuusssss! haha nd the sexiest male fing cumin up in kerrang has to be easily ian watkins and i wanna say i luv u to lostprophets ur the best band eva more prophetz posters and ian!!!!!!!! thanx kerrang xmwahx
Posted by CHARLEE! | November 9, 2007 4:46 PM | Reply to this
yay! mikey is back where he shud be
i luv kerrang! and mcr!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by Hannah Way | November 9, 2007 5:07 PM | Reply to this
Escape the Fate..?
Escape the Fate are this band you supposidly did mention in an issue back in August but you've not mentioned them ever since. Please do and interview with them and posters and stuff? Oh and you totally have to cover Alezisonfire's first UK gig in Bristol Academy this Sunday, me and my mate are gonna be there lol Thanks x x x
Posted by Kiran | November 9, 2007 5:21 PM | Reply to this
yes I agree, we need SOMETHING on Escape the Fate. You said that they were a bnd to look out for, you obviously haven't been otherwise ther would have been an interview by now!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- MIKEY LUKS LIKE JIM CAREY IN WEEKS K!
lol
Posted by Nabeela | November 9, 2007 6:34 PM | Reply to this
Request
Please remove the spastic who keeps flooding the board with Two word comments that go on forever.
Posted by Sean D | November 9, 2007 7:01 PM | Reply to this
elliot minor
in my opinion are just another band who will be gone in a year or two
i think their review was appropriate,
and we can hardly argue that a review is opinionated - thats the point.
safe to the afi poster
ES coverage nxt week please? =]x
Fuck you, Ryan Bird. EM are my mates and you cannot go saying that they are a "Manufactured band" and that they don't write theri owns songs. You don't fucking know them. I do, probably better than most people here do.
Alex Davies has been writing songs for 7 years and he gets so upset when they don't turn out right. It's that same with most song writers. And how the fuck can you say that just because some band has a female lead singer they're crap? You're a sexist bastard, Ryan Bird. You should be fucking fired.
Posted by Elliot Minor Girl | November 9, 2007 7:29 PM | Reply to this
elliot minor
mayb ther songs are jst shit
Posted by acrid | November 9, 2007 7:44 PM | Reply to this
elliot minor
mayb ther songs are jst shit
Posted by acrid | November 9, 2007 7:44 PM | Reply to this
yum ;P
Posted by ...... | November 9, 2007 7:46 PM | Reply to this
is it just or have greenday dissapeared off the face of the earth i haven't seen them in your mag since i started buying it! :(please please do a greenday feature!!
thank you!!! finally i know who are supporting my chemical romance :)
ive been waiting weeks to find out!
afi poster= ace!
more escape the fate too please!
still my number 1 mag xxx georgia
Alright who the fuck does Bird think he is? How fucking dare he say those things about Elliot Minor! You no NOTHING about them so fuck off and go write a review on the Spice Girls, they're more of your thing. And you're a fucking sexist bastard! Girls are allowed to like rock aswell ya know you twat.
All of Elliot Minor's songs are their own and they are fanbloodytastic! And thats an under statement! How dare you say they are a manufactured band! fucking dickhead.
Go fuck yah mam
BASTARD.
Posted by Elliot Minor Fan - BIG Time | November 9, 2007 7:56 PM | Reply to this
elliot minor
if they are a manufactured band it took a hell of a long time planning.Alex, Ali,Teddy and his brother Dan were at school together since they were 5 and Alex met Ed at13. First duty of a journalist, get your facts right ....Ryan Bird = twat
Posted by tim | November 9, 2007 7:59 PM | Reply to this
yay
woo i opened this weeks issue of kerrang mag and my painting of gerard way was in it! it made my day thanks kerrang!
Posted by Leah | November 9, 2007 8:11 PM | Reply to this
gees gone bald!
yeah but hes got a massive bald patch to the left of his head!!!!!!
Posted by MCRmy!!!!!!11 | November 9, 2007 9:40 PM | Reply to this
bob
i heard bob has injured or broke his rist and that they mite be gettin sued for having to stop in middle because of bobs pain
Posted by stacey | November 10, 2007 10:29 AM | Reply to this
Gerard
Enough about my chemical romance and gerard arthur way.
bored.
more the used.
=]
Posted by TheUsedAreSexy. | November 10, 2007 1:08 PM | Reply to this
magazine
ye know de way ye can get 12 kerrang magz for 2o pound were do u get dem from!!?
id love to see Evanescence,Slipknot,linkin park,papa roach,korn, in your magazine ,yes please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by gothchick | November 10, 2007 1:58 PM | Reply to this
= P
hell yeah!!! you me at six poster! get in!!!! love u loadz kerrang! josh is hot! lol! and i agree with gothchick(above) papa roach would b cool plz!!!
Posted by !Amy! XD | November 10, 2007 3:39 PM | Reply to this
this weeks issue is shit, you need to put more metal bands in the mag like machine head, metalica, arch enemy, bullet for my valentine not shit like mcr, elliot minor. bullet for my valentine poster would be gr8!!!!
bullet for my valentine r the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by amy | November 10, 2007 6:40 PM | Reply to this
MCRMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STill more my chem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Nabeela | November 10, 2007 7:58 PM | Reply to this
Get happy.. please?
A nice review about the best tour of the year.. the get happy tour!
Posted by laura | November 11, 2007 12:02 PM | Reply to this
Ryan bird and the shit that comes out of his mouth!
Can i just say ryan bird you are a tosser insulting elliot minor with words such as "manufactured"...im sorry but its utter rubbish.. Elliot minors songs are so much different to some of the songs out now there unique and write absolutely AMAZING songs and FOOKIN AMAZINGLY kind to there fans. Alex Davies,Ed minton and All of the band write the songs and it takes them ages for it to go right and gel together so dont yooh dare go insulting them OR there fans
Yeh you write for kerrang dude but your such a fucking dick You cant go round saying crap about bands
Ryan "FUCKIN" Bird=
1.tosser
2.twat
3.sexist bastard
and 4. just a complete prick
Go fookin burn in hell
I bet hes just a gym class heros fan the peice of shit !!!!
Posted by A BIG Elliot Minor Fan!!! | November 11, 2007 12:48 PM | Reply to this
geez kerrang!! i going to make my dad get me this after work but whats he going to think, wat with the cover looking like some gay porn magazine!!!
hahaha gees gone bald!! that made me laugh.
HANDS OFF MIKEY WAY!! HES MINE!!!
Posted by ruth | November 11, 2007 1:09 PM | Reply to this
not that im complaining about the cover having shirtless men..
Posted by ruth | November 11, 2007 1:12 PM | Reply to this
MCRmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahah gee HAS gone bald!!!!
p.s you might mistake mikey for Jim Carey this week!!!!!!! just to warn ya!!!!!! lol
Posted by Nabeela | November 11, 2007 1:37 PM | Reply to this
yawn... mcr
now come on, does anyone agree mcr are milking it? im tired of them.....
note also to a knobhead up there ^^^^
enter shikari are not emo!!
Posted by lostprophet | November 11, 2007 3:54 PM | Reply to this
ARE 2!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by my harlequin romance! | November 11, 2007 4:00 PM | Reply to this
tbs
great afi stuff but we need more taking back sunday issuese in th
AND SOMEONE TELL FRANK HE HAS'TJUST MADE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD HE HAS MADE A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE, HE'S MADE THE WHOLE WORLD LOOK AT THEM LIKE MARMITE, YOU EITHER LOVE THEM OR YOU HATE THEM, AND THATS SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE!
BeX
Posted by BeX | November 11, 2007 5:33 PM | Reply to this
MORE FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND!
Write more about Funeral for a Friend, please!!!!
Posted by Sofia | November 11, 2007 8:08 PM | Reply to this
thank jebus mikeys back
i just want to say that i am so glad mikey iz back cuz i'm going to see them on tuesday!!!!!yay!!!!! anyone who slagz them off iz a burberry wearing,maralyn manson lover,homafobe, chav scum!!!!!! who iz also a gaylord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by xAmiee_mcrx | November 11, 2007 8:54 PM | Reply to this
it was too less information wow...omg the pic...im so glad mikeys back
Posted by mr milky way | November 11, 2007 10:26 PM | Reply to this
mcr
hey ... did anyone go to the mcr concert in newcastle on sun 11th november ?
if you did what did you think about it ?
it was imense but i think it could have been better ... well for a start they wernt wearing their black parade jackets and they didnt seem happy to be there at all ... give me feed back people
oh and what did u fink about the cover band ? ... i thought they where good actually ...
tell me about what you thought!
email me: kaz-nufc4lyf@hotmail.co.uk
Posted by kaz | November 12, 2007 11:30 AM | Reply to this
where did the passion go?
hey great to see some AFI in the mag this week!
but after all the comments i saw about new underground band my passion i thought there might be a mention for them somewhere...
maybe one day kerrang will wake and take notice of exciting fresh talent!
pleaseeeee
Jess
i found it hard to buy this weeks copy with those horrible naked guys on the front!
i agree with the last commenter
more ace bands with clothes on and without beards... like afi, mindless self indulgence, ruben, my passion and 30 seconds to mars
Posted by demon jay | November 12, 2007 2:42 PM | Reply to this
Wooo
Ahhhhh
AFI Poster andand Rou Reynolds Is In Woooooooooooooo =]
Posted by -X-ROU_REYNOLDS-X- | November 12, 2007 4:43 PM | Reply to this
Jeffree star!
OI OI
Get some coverage of the jeffree star tour with support from my passion!
like some of the shows are sold out and its hardly mentioned!
i cant wait!
lets have some coverage this week!
its not everyday a big pink haired weirdo like jstar comes to the UK and with support from the hottest underground discoxcore kids in the uk!
big it up kerrang!
pleaaaasssseeeeeeee
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by girlpants! | November 12, 2007 5:43 PM | Reply to this
Jeffree star!
OI OI
Get some coverage of the jeffree star tour with support from my passion!
like some of the shows are sold out and its hardly mentioned!
i cant wait!
lets have some coverage this week!
its not everyday a big pink haired weirdo like jstar comes to the UK and with support from the hottest underground discoxcore kids in the uk!
big it up kerrang!
pleaaaasssseeeeeeee
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Lucy Bee
Manchester
Posted by Lucy Bee | November 12, 2007 5:44 PM | Reply to this
Looking at some of the comments makes me laugh...
The people that are having a go at others taste of music...What the fuck? XD Grow up guys...Sure..You don't like it...But everyone has different tastes...It'd be fucking stupid if people ALL had the same taste in music...sure i dislike some music but if I dislike it I won't go on the internet to post some shitty comment saying its shit i'll just keep it to myself and listen to the music I like. some of you people are just trying to look cool...and your just not.
Posted by Jay | November 13, 2007 12:37 AM | Reply to this
Agreed =]
But no matter how many people say this, the spastics still don't listen :|
Posted by Ryan | November 13, 2007 3:15 PM | Reply to this
mcr
hay went to see mcr on the 11th november was amazin when is the review gonna be out!
p.s. gerard waved at me!!!
Posted by MCR Rock | November 13, 2007 9:45 AM | Reply to this
MCR ,Newcastle
MCR !!!! the best gig EVER. brilliant music and great pyros /light show. Highlights of the night were "mama" and "cancer" . Low point was the band Mindless Self Indulgence , if ever a band lived up to their name it's them. only band in the world that needs a proctologist to find what little talent they have (sorry Gerard ,but they SUCK!!!)
Posted by Lorna F | November 13, 2007 10:58 AM | Reply to this
MCR GIG, Aberdeen!
I just want to say i went to see MCR yest and it was the best gig of my life!! it was so amaze spesh when he got all the guys to take there tops off! there all amaze guys! MSI supported and altho im not a huge fan ATOL i met them and there very nice people! BLACK CRUSADE NEXT WEEK WOO!!!!!! and i agree with the comment above! they are pointless but if u didnt meet them i think there nice people! Highlights erm..Mama and im not okay :D xx
Posted by Nicola | November 13, 2007 11:29 AM | Reply to this
awsome mcr gig
i went to see MCR on sunday in newcastle and i must say it was the best gig i have ever been to. I was also surprised by MSI ,little jimmy knows how to entertain a crowd. I went into that stadium a MSI hater and left as a fan! and i got to meet Steve Righ? he was really nice even though he was pissed. Gerard way sang his heart out letting the crowd hear a couple new songs and they sound amazzzzing. So cant wait for there new album! Can you please put in a big poster of gee and one of MSI! thanks
keep rocking
xoxo
Posted by Megan | November 13, 2007 11:37 AM | Reply to this
MCRmy!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
MCR ROK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH------------- i dint get to see em like you lucky ppl!!!!!!!!! xxxxx
Posted by RANDOM MY CHEM FAN!!!!! | November 13, 2007 1:11 PM | Reply to this
MCR
hey just a note to say could you please please please put a poster of gerard way in kerrang cos i went to see them and he waved at me so i absolutly love him right now!!! so does my mate who i went to see them with, can i just say when ever they reappear in the uk i am sooo gonna buy tickets!!!
love you guys Gerard,Mikey,Frank,Ray and Bob hope your wrists get better soon!!!
Posted by MCR ROCK!!! | November 13, 2007 2:15 PM | Reply to this
MCRmy!!!!!!!!!!
hero of the year: MATT CORTEZ!!!!!!!!
Posted by Nabeela | November 13, 2007 2:35 PM | Reply to this
Aussie
G'day K!!
It's Magena from Aussie - Perth
when are The Used, Gallows and Aiden coming to Aussie?
usually hate being critical of other bands and know most people into em but..... whats with all the hype with madina lake?? seriously! they suck big hairy dokny dick!! no f****** wonder there not in K lately!! t h e y s u c k!
Posted by chardy | November 15, 2007 11:08 AM | Reply to this
mcr
hey the gig in newcasttle was awsome!!!
i now absolutly love MSI its great to see mikey back where be belongs and cant wait for their new album hope it wont be too long!!!
Posted by MCR ROCK!!! | November 15, 2007 2:59 PM | Reply to this
mcr
TWO THOUSAND AND FUKIN NINE - THATS 2009 (at the earliest- according to gee!!!!)
Posted by my harlequin romance! | November 15, 2007 3:02 PM | Reply to this
Yayy!
Sooo glad Mikey is back! Missed him not being there so much, it sounds weird but its true!
MCR <3
Posted by Nik | November 15, 2007 9:48 PM | Reply to this
Ryan Bird - Elliot Minor 'Review'
I know its a bit late but i only just found the link to this but i wana write a comment anyways!
Elliot Minor are AMAZING!
Always have been and always will be!
I was at the Astoria 2 gig and it was brill! There is NO reason for 'Ryan Bird' to have written all that shit about them, everyone knows that they write their own songs, wat a nob! I cant believe hed say stuff bout girls likeing them i mean... WTF has that got anything to do with if they are rock or not, guys like them too and it dont even matter if girls like them... they just too sexy!
Im never wasting money on that piece of crap mag anymore!
Elliot Minor defonately deserve 5Ks and they knoe who their fans are so get fucked Ryan Bird!
Posted by Becca {LOVING} ELLIOT MINOR! <3 | November 18, 2007 12:27 PM | Reply to this
you me at six
i missed this magazine. and i was so upset cuz i want the you me at six poster. :'(
Posted by lozzie.. | November 22, 2007 10:47 AM | Reply to this
lolz.
madina lake lovers..WHAT ARE YOU?
shut up.
kerrang went a bit tosh in 2003 when it started covering all the shite bands.
its pickin up again though.
good to see coverage of Hatebreed, Good Clean Fun and Dillinger Escape Plan.
get some MORE Between The Buried and Me in there please though. not enough in there at all.
and god damn..this issues cover and page 22-23..THE BEST.
YMA6 hahaha ohhh the shows they played in colchester back in the day..
BUT AS I WAS SAYING.
madina lake fans you are the worst.
Posted by k-a | November 23, 2007 12:25 AM | Reply to this
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW OLD IS ROU REYNOLDS???????????????
Posted by ENSH | November 23, 2007 4:37 PM | Reply to this
Evanescence rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
put evanescence in kerrang they are my favourite band,i love evanescence ,amy lee rocks
evanescence forever!!!
Posted by gothchick | November 25, 2007 8:14 PM | Reply to this
my chemical romance arnt EMO at all
that might be why u dont like them Duh!
eather that or u are deaf (and blind)
Posted by sammy-jo | December 5, 2007 10:39 AM | Reply to this
lol..
hehe...mcr..emo...What..Ever
em...who..rely cares we all like mcr...so why the do ppl that dont like then TALK ABOUT THEN SO MUCH when all it dose is make then mad....so shut ur fucken face...and ignore the ppl that do like then..fuck now use r geten me fucken mad....!!!!!!!!....RRGGG
:(
Posted by kissy..face... | December 5, 2007 11:43 AM | Reply to this
MCR is Metal!? I don't have words to express what an absolute fucking idiot you are.
Oh, by the way, Katie Melua is Drum'n'Bass...
Posted by L! | December 14, 2007 12:07 AM | Reply to this
=/
all the kerrangs smell of sick these days =/
Posted by kat | February 6, 2008 3:38 PM | Reply to this
wuh oh
im a little upset. last night i pulled this out to look at Lyn Z and i accidentaly ripped the top of her head off. v distressing. i think there needs to be a full poster of all four members of MSI and less focus on Mrs G Way, shes not the only one. shes the hottest one. but not the only one. plzz
I think that there should be 2 types of kerrang now...the ones for the people who know what real music is and one for the people who like the boy-band-rock-wannabe-bands like ML.
Then we'd be sorted.
Posted by Sway | June 23, 2008 8:42 PM | Reply to this
Back issues
Does anyone have a copy of this issue they'd be happy to part with?
Posted by Jean | July 11, 2008 10:38 AM | Reply to this
MADINA LAKE SUCK.
Kerrang has gone utter bollox now.
Madina Lake & Paramore?
Hayley Williams can suck my arse.